《柯南脱口秀》第20期:最喜欢的乐队

 You're a huge fan of new kids on the block.Is that right?I am. 你是新街边男孩乐队的超级粉丝 是吗 我是的

Yeah,New kids on the block.ok.Settle down,everybody.I have been for a long time. 是 新街边男孩乐队 好的 淡定各位 我喜欢他们很久了

Absolutely.no one went with you on that.But no,it's fine,fine.You're into new kids on the block. 当然了 没人和你一样 但是没事 你喜欢新街边男孩乐队

That was your band when you were,that special age,like new kid on the block. 当你在那个特殊年龄段时 新街边男孩是你最喜欢的乐队

New kids on the block and tears for fears.Oh,okay.That was impressive. 新街边男孩乐队和惊惧之泪乐队 好的 真是很有意思

They like,it's the same generation,but they're not saying anything about new kids on the block.then they're going nuts for tears for fears. 它们是同时代的乐队 但是观众对新街边男孩乐队没反应 而为惊惧之泪乐队疯狂

Maybe because tears for fears doesn't tour as much.We're missing them.They should tour. 也许因为惊惧之泪乐队不太巡演 我们想念他们 他们应该巡演

But I've been to several new kids,they've been touring a lot in the last five years.I try to see them as much as I can. 但是我去过几场新街边男孩乐队的演唱会 他们在过去五年中巡演了很多次 所以我会尽可能去看

You posted a photo.You've seen my instagram?Yes I am,acutally.And I know where you live. 你发了一张照片 你在窥视我的Instagram吗 事实上 我在窥视 而且我知道你住在哪里

You posted this photo,just taken a few years ago when you were pregnant¹. 你发了这张照片 这是几年前拍的 那时你还在怀孕

And you're wearing your new kids on the block shirt.Is this you,by the toilet. 你穿着你的新街边男孩乐队衬衫 你是不是 在马桶旁边

I was going to say,nice use of the toilet,yeah. 我正想说 马桶利用得很好 是啊

Always good to have a toilet handy.you always look better when you post next to a toilet. 有个就近的马桶总是好事 在马桶旁边摆造型 拍出来总是更好看

Modeling truth.That's why supermodels always pose² near toilets,because they look so much better. 模特诀窍 所以模特总是在马桶旁边摆造型 因为那样看起来漂亮多了

Did you go,did you go pregnant to a new kids on the block concert? 你怀孕时去看了新街边男孩乐队的演唱会吗

I did.In that picture,I was about seven months pregnant and I was wearing a Property of Joy T-shirt. 是的 在那张照片中 我已经怀胎七月了 我穿着一件 乔伊的财产衬衫

 

1 pregnant   

adj.怀孕的，怀胎的

参考例句：

• She is a pregnant woman.她是一名孕妇。
• She is pregnant with her first child.她怀了第一胎。

2 pose   

vt.造成，陈述；vi.摆姿势，装腔作势；n.姿势

参考例句：

• He sat in a relaxed pose.他轻松自如地坐着。
• He always strikes such a dignified pose before his girlfriend.他总是在女友面前摆出这种庄严的姿态。