《柯南脱口秀》第37期:同性恋

 Welcome to tonight's show.One of our better shows,I believe and I believe that.Yes,I know. 欢迎来到今晚节目的现场 这是很棒的一期节目 我真心相信 嗯 我知道

No,no,seriously,by our standards,this is going to be a good one. 说真的 按我们的标准看 这一期会很不错

Excellent guests,a lot of fun stuff planned.Much to talk about. 嘉宾很棒 安排了很多好玩的 很多可聊

Supreme¹ court is now hearing arguments on gay marriage.That's pretty historic.that's a big deal.that's a big deal. 最高法院在就同性恋婚姻问题听取意见 历史性事件 是件大事啊 大事啊

Interesting,true story.during supreme court arguments on same-sex marriage today, 很有趣的真事 今日最高法院就同性恋问题进行审议时

one of the conservative justices opposed it,on the grounds that they didn't have gay marriage in ancient Greece. 一位共和党大法官提出反对 反对理由是古希腊没有同性恋婚姻

That's true,yeah.As a result,the supreme court has now banned electricity,sushi and pants for men. 真的 结果最高法院现在禁止了电力 寿司和男士内裤

Pants for men are gone.which I am actually,That's all right.I'm more than happy to lose pants. 男士内裤被禁了 我其实 这挺好啊 我十分乐意不穿裤子

I have nice feet so sandals are ok with me.you do have a nice feet.Thank you. 我脚长得不错 穿凉鞋也无所谓 你的脚长得是不错 谢谢

Today the supreme court arguments regarding gay marriage were interrupted by a man screaming,you will burn in hell. 今天 最高法院就同性恋婚姻问题进行审议 但遭到了打断 因为一名男子大喊 你们会下地狱的

After calming down,justice Scalia said,sorry,haven't had my coffee yet. 将他安抚住后 斯卡利亚大法官说 抱歉 我还没喝咖啡呢

This is interesting,an anti-gay politician,anti-gay politician,has been caught sending a picture of his penis to another man on grinder. 一则趣闻 一位反同政治家 被逮到在男同版陌陌上给另一名男子发老二照

Yeah,the lawmaker defended himself saying,I just wanted to show people on grinder what a non-gay penis looked like. 议员辩解称 我只是想让用这款软件的人知道 直男的老二是什么样

People should appreciate the difference.Yeah,yeah.That's a non-gay penis.Any other men want to see it? 大家该看到这其中的区别 是啊 这是直男的老二 还有别的男人想看吗

 

1 supreme   

adj.极度的，最重要的；至高的，最高的

参考例句：

• It was the supreme moment in his life.那是他一生中最重要的时刻。
• He handed up the indictment to the supreme court.他把起诉书送交最高法院。