《柯南脱口秀》第41期:奇怪的请求

 We have a picture of you at the White House correspondent's dinner. 我们有张你的照片 在白宫记者宴上

And this is you with your lovely wife and it is intense¹. 你跟你妻子在一起 现场气氛是很热烈

What I noticed about it,it's this weird² mixture of politicians and then movie stars,television stars. 我注意到了 那里混合了政客 影视明星

People that would never be together.No,and it doesn't make sense. 一般来说是不会聚集一堂人的 是啊 而且根本乱成一锅粥

I have no idea why they invited me but it was fantastic. 我都不知道为什么会被邀请 但感觉好棒

There are Game of Thrones³ fans everywhere.Were they coming up to you? 《权利的游戏》粉丝很多 他们会来跟你攀谈吗

were they getting in your face?because you're right there sitting, 会涌上来吗 因为你就坐在那里

as you said,with 3,000 people.Were they coming up to you? Yes.It was insane⁴. 你也说了 有三千多人 有人来找你吗 是的 真是疯了

As I said,it was unlike anything I have ever experienced⁵.It was constant. 我说了 从没有过这样的体验 简直一刻不停

And they would all tell me,this isn't for me.It's for my brother or my mother or my sister or my secretary. 他们都在跟我说 不是给我的 是给我兄弟 或者妈妈 姐妹或者秘书

You know,I'm a politician.I don't usually do this. 你知道 我是个政治人物 我一般不这么做的

And then just hold on to me and every other person would go,my God,you still have your hand. 然后他们都抓着我不放 每个人都会对我说 天呐 你手还在呢

That's me too.I couldn't,next day I couldn't believe that.Ok,what happens,I get sometimes very strange requests. 我也是啊 我简直无法相信 我有时接到一些奇怪的请求

When people want a picture with me,they sometimes say,can you do this weird face or can you hold up 有人想跟我合照时 有时候问我能不能做个鬼脸 或者举

I never know what they're talking about.Do you ever get ones where you don't know what they're talking about but you do it anyway? 我永远不明白他们是什么意思 你接触过那种你完全不知他们所云 但还是照做了的粉丝吗

I had one,I was in San Francisco a while ago and there was a,there was a guy,I was suddenly in the middle of a lot of people. 前一阵我在旧金山 遇到了一个男的 我突然就被一群人包围了

We had been to a screening and there was a guy who said please,can I just have a picture of your foot. 我们去参加了一个试映 有个人问我 我能拍一张你脚的照片吗

I have a thing with shoes and he was like pulling me down and he took a picture of my shoe.That is so San Francisco. 我喜欢鞋子 他拉着我拍了一张我鞋的照片 旧金山人就这样

 

1 intense   

adj.认真的，专注的；强烈的；紧张的；热情的

参考例句：

• Susan was an intense young lady.苏珊是一个热情的年轻姑娘。
• The quarrel caused her intense unhappiness.争吵令她极其不快。

2 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

3 thrones   

n.宝座（ throne的名词复数 ）；御座；王位；帝位

参考例句：

• Crowns and thrones may perish. 王权不会永存。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• At one end of the hall a platform supported two thrones. 大厅一端的平台上设置了两个宝座。 来自辞典例句

4 insane   

adj.蠢极的，荒唐的，精神错乱的，疯狂的

参考例句：

• Insane people are sometimes dangerous.精神病人有时非常危险。
• The letter made her insane with jealousy.那封信使她妒忌得发疯。

5 experienced   

adj.有经验的；经验丰富的，熟练的

参考例句：

• Experienced seamen will advise you about sailing in this weather.有经验的海员会告诉你在这种天气下的航行情况。
• Perhaps you and I had better change over;you are more experienced.也许我们的工作还是对换一下好，你比我更有经验。