《柯南脱口秀》第53期:博取观众笑声

 According to a UN study,a UN sutdy that just come out,the happiest country in the world is Switzerland.They're happy,yeah. 据联合国一项新出炉的调查显示 全世界最幸福的国家是瑞士 他们最幸福

When asked why they're so happy,Swiss¹ people couldn't answer because their hands were counting money and their mouths were full of chocolate. 被问及原因时 瑞士人说不上来 因为他们满手都是钱 满嘴都是巧克力

Threw that in here,I don't know why.Cuckoo² clock in the background still working hard out here. 我们就那么一说 后面挂了个布谷鸟钟 我在努力博取观众笑声

Hitting all of the major Swiss points.Bobbing and weaving³ out here. 照顾到各种瑞士元素 看我多努力

Honey boo boo's mother,mama june,let's get that out of the way.People are like oh,take it easy.Slow it down.It's Monday. 甜心波波的妈妈琼恩 先把这个说出来 大家都 别激动啊 慢点 才周一

Honey boo boo's mother mama june announced that she's bisexual.what? 甜心波波的妈妈琼恩宣布自己是双性恋 什么

And then someone explained to her that bisexual doesn't mean someone who loves both Wendy's and Burger King.That's not bisexual,you see.Cuckoo,cuckoo. 然后有人跟她说 双性恋的意思不是既喜欢温蒂汉堡又喜欢汉堡王 这不叫双性恋 布谷 布谷

In England,get this,in England a 102 year old man and a 91 year old woman are set to marry,and become the world's oldest newlyweds ever,oldest,yeah.Yeah,nice. 在英国 一名102岁的男人和一名91岁的女人即将结婚 并将成为世界上最老的一对新婚夫妇 没错 真不错

It's the only wedding where if the groom⁴ gets cold feet,they check his pulse⁵. 只有在这场婚礼上 如果新郎脚凉了 大家会检查他的脉搏

Right,it's a very sweet story,and my best wishes to both of them.yes.That covered it up with the lawyers. 嗯 温馨的小故事啊 我恭喜二位 嗯 这下不会有律师来找事了

 

1 Swiss   

adj.瑞士的；瑞士人的

参考例句：

• The Swiss I know all are clever.我认识的瑞士人都很聪明。
• Today Swiss watches are sold in stores all over the world.现今瑞士的手表在世界各地出售。

2 cuckoo   

n.布谷鸟，杜鹃

参考例句：

• The cuckoo lays its eggs in other birds'nests.杜鹃在别的鸟巢中产卵。
• The cuckoo is a harbinger of spring.布谷鸟预告春天的来临。

3 weaving   

v.编，织，织成( weave的现在分词 )；编排；杜撰；（把…）编成

参考例句：

• Weaving and knitting are traditional cottage industries. 编织和针织是传统的家庭手工业。
• traditional crafts like basket-weaving 像编篮子之类的传统工艺

4 groom   

vt.给（马、狗等）梳毛，照料，使...整洁

参考例句：

• His father was a groom.他父亲曾是个马夫。
• George was already being groomed for the top job.为承担这份高级工作，乔治已在接受专门的培训。

5 pulse   

n.脉搏， 脉冲

参考例句：

• His pulse is low,but his heart is still active.他脉搏很弱,但心脏还跳着。
• The patient's pulse quickened.病人的脉搏加快了。