《柯南脱口秀》第55期:交流时很风趣

 You look good,you look good,Cedric.Thank you man,I like it. 你看起来很棒 赛德里克 谢谢 老兄 我喜欢

I can't get away,if I wear a hat like that,someone would knock it off my head. 我就不行 如果我戴那样的帽子 别人会从我头上打掉的

You would look cool with a hat,but it would mess up your swoop¹.you know,that's your signature thing,yeah. 你戴帽子一定很好 但是会搞乱你的发型 那是你的标志性特点 没错

You got a song,you know that.I'm in love with the Coco. 有一首关于你的歌 你知道吗 我爱上柯南了

You all know that song,right?I wasn't even aware,Fantastic. 你们都知道这首歌 对吗 我都不知道 太棒了

Whole thing they should play it for you.Really,I don't want to hear that. 有一整首歌的 他们应该给你放一下 真的吗 不 我可不想听

You know,it's funny,I'm curious if you had this experience. 说来有趣 我很好奇你有没有这个经历

I had so many people come up to me and say,Conan,I bet you were the class clown. 有很多人对我说 柯南 我敢打赌你是班级小丑

Were you the class clown?No,you know,cause my mother was a schoolteacher in the district I went to school. 你是班级小丑吗 不是 我妈妈是我那所学校的老师

I mean,I was funy but I didn't do class clown jokes.I did jokes like I was selling illegal drugs. 我很搞笑 但我不会开那种班级小丑玩笑 我讲笑话时就像在非法贩毒

you know,Like,I always looked around and I would tell the joke and fire off a joke. 我总是四周看看 你懂吗 我讲笑话的同时

I would have friends looking and clapping pigeons to make sure 让朋友们放哨 鼓掌报信

Here comes the principal Cedric.Yeah,put my jokes up and then run. 校长来了 赛德里克 好吧 藏起笑话 然后逃跑

I know what you're talking about because I always felt like,I was funny with my friends 我知道你在说什么 因为我总是觉得 我跟朋友们交流时很风趣

But the class clown was the guy that jumped up and set th clock back and got in the teacher's face. 但是班级小丑是那种跳起来 把时钟调慢 挑衅老师

They all get shot,those guys.They always end up with bad,horrible stories. 那些人都中枪了 他们最后下场都很惨

I wanted to make it out of high school.That's the whole thing. 我想安全度过高中 就是这样

So I never,there was the classs clown.you know people would just like call down and tell my mom 所以我从来不是班级小丑 而且有人会招来我妈妈 告诉她

You know,he's doing it right now and you know she would,before cell phones. 他正在讲笑话呢 那时还没有手机

So she would just drive up to the school and give me a whooping² in front of everybody. 她会开车来学校 在所有人面前打我一顿

 

1 swoop   

n.俯冲，攫取；v.抓取，突然袭击

参考例句：

• The plane made a swoop over the city.那架飞机突然向这座城市猛降下来。
• We decided to swoop down upon the enemy there.我们决定突袭驻在那里的敌人。

2 whooping   

发嗬嗬声的，发咳声的

参考例句：

• Whooping cough is very prevalent just now. 百日咳正在广泛流行。
• Have you had your child vaccinated against whooping cough? 你给你的孩子打过百日咳疫苗了吗？