《柯南脱口秀》第81期:寻常的一天

 This must be your first TV show.It's exciting for you.Fantastic. 你们是第一次上电视节目吧 这么激动 太棒了

The great people who are definitely¹ not sick of us yet. 这些人肯定还没厌烦我们呢

That takes up to six minutes,Andy.That's true. 过六分钟就会了 安迪 是啊

That's not going to kick in.What day is it,it's Thursday,ladies and gentlemen. 这感觉不会出现的 今天那天了 周四哦

Let's not get crazy,it's a day of the week. 别那么激动 不过是寻常的一天

It's Thursday,it's now officially one week until Chrismas.Did you realize that?Oh,look at this guy,he didn't know. 周四了 现在距圣诞只有一周了 大家知道了吗 看啊 那人还没意识到呢

The guy over here thinks it's still Wednesday. 那家伙还以为还是周三呢

Anyway,I have seen him before.Anyway,it's officially one week until Christmas 总之 我以前见过他 总之 现在距离圣诞节只有一周了

So that means² if you're a guy,you have six days until you have to start shopping.That's what it means. 如果你是男人 你还有六天就必须去买东西了 就是这样

Who does that?I go out the night before,I go to 7-Eleven and I just start buying stuff³.My wife loves slim Jims. 谁这么干 我会前一晚去 我去7-11 开始买东西 我妻子喜欢牛肉干

A lot of nativity scenes out there.Oh,yeah.Shut up Andy. 现在有很多基督诞生场景 是啊 闭嘴 安迪

This is something I saw on the news.That's right,I had my newspaper out this morning and I was looking at the news, 这是我在新闻上看到的 没错 我今早拿出报纸 我在看新闻

there was story that said to recover⁴ baby jesus figures⁵ stolen from nativity scenes,they get stolen a lot, 有则报道 为寻回基督诞生场景的失窃耶稣宝宝 大概经常被偷吧

a security⁶ company is putting GPS trackers inside them.can you believe that? 一家安保公司现在在宝宝体内植入了追踪器

If they had done this with the real Jesus,it would have answered a lot of questions.Seriously. 如果他们对真耶稣这么干了 那很多事都有解答了 真的

 

1 definitely   

adv.一定地，肯定地；明确地，确切地

参考例句：

• The team will definitely lose if he doesn't play.如果他不参加比赛，这个队肯定会输。
• I shall definitely be home before six o'clock.6点以前，我一定回家。

2 means   

n.方法，手段，折中点，物质财富

参考例句：

• That man used artful means to find out secrets.那人使用狡猾的手段获取机密。
• We must get it done by some means or other.我们总得想办法把它干完。

3 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。

4 recover   

vi./vt.痊愈；恢复；重新获得

参考例句：

• What magic drug have you taken to recover so quickly?你吃了什么神奇的药恢复的如此之快？
• Don't worry.The patient will soon recover.你别愁，病人很快会好的。

5 figures   

n.轮廓；人物；身形；雕像；数字( figure的名词复数 )；算术；图解；轮廓vt.& vi.认定；计算；是重要部份；是…的部份

参考例句：

• Senior government figures must have acquiesced in the cover-up. 政府高级官员必然已经默许掩盖真相。
• The figures for 2001 were used as a baseline for the study. 这项研究以2001年的数据为基础。

6 security   

n.安全，安全感；防护措施；保证(金)，抵押(品)；债券，证券

参考例句：

• A security guard brought him down with a flying tackle.一名保安人员飞身把他抱倒。
• There was tight security at the airport when the President's plane landed.总统的专机降落时，机场的保安措施很严密。