《柯南脱口秀》第92期:在节目上送礼

 what's up,what'up conan,how are you?nice to see you Ellen. 你好吗 柯南 见到你很高兴 艾伦

I...this woman keeps talking about all the gift you're giving out on the show, 这女人一直提礼物的事 说你在节目上送礼

and it's causing me a bit of a problem. 这给我造成了一点麻烦

yeah,I'm surprised she makes it over here so quickly,right after the show. 她居然这么快就赶过来了 我们节目刚结束

So you never give,I agree the gift of laughter is the most important gift but people like free stuff¹ also. 你从没给过 我也认为欢笑是最重要的礼物 但人们也喜欢免费的东西啊

You never give them anything?No.I have.I have.I have. 你从不送礼吗 不 我有 我有 我有礼物

Half a sleeve of gluten-free fig² newtens in my car. 我车里有一堆不含谷蛋白的无花果酥

I could hand them out.We could share them. 我可以发给大家哦  我可以跟大家分享

Very exciting about that,yeah,I set the bar pretty low.Yeah,that's good. 大家很激动呢 我定的标准不高嘛 是的 太棒了

I actually,would you rather have the gluten-free fig newtons or would you rather have something I brought maybe? 大家更想要不含谷蛋白的无花果酥 还是我带来的东西

All right,so who here loves music?Who here has a head? 谁喜欢音乐 谁有头

All right,Dr.Dre made the greatest headphones. 德鲁博士的耳机最棒了

You're all going to go home with beat solo³ 2 headphones by Dr.Dre! 你们都能带回家 德鲁博士的独奏2耳机

 

1 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。

2 fig   

n.无花果(树)

参考例句：

• The doctor finished the fig he had been eating and selected another.这位医生吃完了嘴里的无花果，又挑了一个。
• You can't find a person who doesn't know fig in the United States.你找不到任何一个在美国的人不知道无花果的。

3 solo   

n.独奏，独唱；adj.单独的；adv.单独地；v.放单飞，单独表演

参考例句：

• Tara is currently working on a solo album.塔拉眼下正忙着制作个人专辑。
• There's wonderfully lyrical flute solo in the middle of this symphony.在交响乐中间有一段奇妙的抒情长笛独奏。