《柯南脱口秀》第116期:很擅长喝酒

 And let's put this.Make it nice.I feel like you're creating a Noah's ark landscape here. 然后放这个 小心点 我感觉你在做诺亚方舟的画

Ok,and then this is fruity pebbles,the greatest cereal ever invented. 然后是果味圆卵石 有史以来发明的最伟大的麦片

All right,so the best part is crackle,something tells me you will respond to the second part of crackle, 蜜糖派最棒的部分是  我觉得你会喜欢蜜糖派的第二部分

this gets baked off the oven and like pure TV magic, 放进烤箱里 然后是电视魔法

what happens is you get this amazing crack pie filling meets brittle¹. 结果是 你可以得到 蜜糖派填料块糖

And the best part about this,once it comes out of the oven, 最棒的是 一旦从烤箱里出来了

It needs to be broken apart because it's brittle,by a strong,burley man with some sort of cleaver² or rolling pin. 它就需要被打碎 因为这是块糖 需要一个强壮的男人 用锤子或者擀面杖打碎它

Andy,come here.Andy,come on.Not too hard.Along the table.Look at that,that is incredible. 安迪 过来 安迪 来打吧 别太用力啊 你们得在桌子上弄 瞧瞧 真棒

Sort of the marriage of my two favorite things.That's pretty good,really good. 这是我最喜欢的两样东西的结合 好吃 真好吃

All right,we don't have a lot of time.Let's get into the alcohol portion.someone told me that if you failed at all of these culinary experiments,you would be really good at drinking. 我们没多少时间 到调酒部分吧 有人告诉我 如果这些烹饪实验你都失败了 那你就很擅长喝酒

So I brought one of my favorite cocktails³ to make cold brew⁴ coffee. 所以我带来了我最爱的鸡尾酒制作方法 是冷冲咖啡

Cereal milk we make at milk bar.This cereal mill is so insane.Tell them what it is. 我们在牛奶吧做的麦片牛奶 这麦片牛奶太棒了 跟大家说说

So,It is milk steeped in toasted cereal.You strain the cereal out and so you get the bottom of the bowl of cereal but in a big jug⁵ of milk. 是浸泡牛奶的烘烤麦片 滤掉麦片 你就会得到一碗有麦片香味的牛奶

Right,it takes you right back to childhood,or in my case,about three weeks ago. 让你立刻回到童年 对于我来说是回到三周之前

 

1 brittle   

adj.易碎的；脆弱的；冷淡的；(声音)尖利的

参考例句：

• The pond was covered in a brittle layer of ice.池塘覆盖了一层易碎的冰。
• She gave a brittle laugh.她冷淡地笑了笑。

2 cleaver   

n.切肉刀

参考例句：

• In fact,a cleaver is a class of ax.实际上，切肉刀也是斧子的一种。
• The cleaver is ground to a very sharp edge.刀磨得飞快。

3 cocktails   

n.鸡尾酒( cocktail的名词复数 )；餐前开胃菜；混合物

参考例句：

• Come about 4 o'clock. We'll have cocktails and grill steaks. 请四点钟左右来，我们喝鸡尾酒，吃烤牛排。 来自辞典例句
• Cocktails were a nasty American habit. 喝鸡尾酒是讨厌的美国习惯。 来自辞典例句

4 brew   

v.酿造，调制

参考例句：

• Let's brew up some more tea.咱们沏些茶吧。
• The policeman dispelled the crowd lest they should brew trouble.警察驱散人群，因恐他们酿祸。

5 jug   

n.(有柄，小口，可盛水等的)大壶，罐，盂

参考例句：

• He walked along with a jug poised on his head.他头上顶着一个水罐，保持着平衡往前走。
• She filled the jug with fresh water.她将水壶注满了清水。