《柯南脱口秀》第118期:约会地点

 In a recent interview,Michelle Obama said that the secret service taught Malia how to drive. 最近的一次采访中 米歇尔·奥巴马说特勤局教会了玛莉娅开车

In exchange，Malia taught the secret service how to throw a party when her parents are away.Nice. 作为交换 玛莉娅教会特勤局趁她父母不在时 怎么开个好派对 不错

Rand Paul running for president.Yep.that's,if Rand Paul is watching,that's really frightening and sad. 兰德·保罗竞选总统 嗯 如果兰德·保罗在看 一定又担心有难过

Conan just mentioned I'm running for President.Silence.Tumble¹ weed. 柯南刚刚提到我要竞选总统了 一片寂静 乌鸦飞过

Senator² Rand Paul's announcement that he's running for president has been pulled from YouTube because he used a copy rited song without permission. 参议员兰德·保罗宣布他将竞选总统的视频被从YouTube上撤了下来 因为他未经授权 使用了一首受版权保护的歌

Apparently³ Rand Paul does not own the rights to the song "A snowball's chance in hel".It's a holiday classic. 显然 兰德·保罗并不拥有《毫无机会》的版权 那是收节日经典

Here,I don't know if we got people out there in the dating world but a new survey found chipotle is one of the most popular locations to take a first date. 一则有趣的新闻 不知道有没有人在约会 一项新调查显示 启波特雷快餐店是最受欢迎的初次约会地点之一

It's also one of the most popular locations to break up if he is still taking you to chipotle after the fourth date. 而且也是最佳分手地点 如果他第四次约会还带你去那里的话

That's when you cut it off.That's too much chipotle.guess what?The same survey found the most popular first date destination is Starbucks. 那时候你就得跟他断了 太过分了 知道吗 同一项调查还显示 最受欢迎的初次约会地点 是星巴克

Starbucks is number one.The survey revealed there isn't a second date if the guy says grande,I'll show you a grande. 星巴克排第一 调查显示 如果男人说了"大杯 我叫你知道什么叫大" 就不会有第二次约会了

This is how that kind of guy walks.That kind of guy.I'm that guy. 那种男人就这么走路 我就是那种男人

 

1 tumble   

vi.跌倒，摔下，翻滚，暴跌；n.跌(摔)倒

参考例句：

• Children tumble over each other in play.孩子们玩耍时相互连身翻滚。
• He took a tumble down the stairs.他摔下了楼梯。

2 senator   

n.参议员，评议员

参考例句：

• The senator urged against the adoption of the measure.那参议员极力反对采取这项措施。
• The senator's speech hit at government spending.参议员的讲话批评了政府的开支。

3 apparently   

adv.显然地；表面上，似乎

参考例句：

• An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
• He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。