《柯南脱口秀》第135期:黑人一家亲

 Kristen Stewart is going to be out here.She is.Kristen Stewart,amazing new film actually. 克里斯汀·斯图尔特待会儿就将出场 是啊 克里斯汀·斯图尔特 她的新片很棒

She won a very prestigious¹ award for this film.We will talk to her about that.I can't wait.I really like her. 并凭此赢得了一项著名大奖 我们待会儿会采访她 等不及了 我很喜欢她

First,an old friend of ours says he has something he would like to talk about 但首先 我们的一位老朋友 说他有话想说

So I thought we would give him a couple seconds on the show here.Please welcome our old pal² Deon Cole. 所以我们想在节目上给他点时间 有请我们的老朋友 迪昂·科尔

Thank you,thank you.Thanks conan.I have been eating out in a lot of restaurants lately,and I have a problem.Ok,you eat out in restaurants,you have a problem. what's the problem,Deon?  谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 柯南 我最近经常去餐厅吃饭 我有个问题 你常去餐厅吃饭 遇到个问题 什么问题 迪昂

Non-black babies keep staring at me.Is this real? Is this serious? 非黑人的宝宝总是盯着我 真的吗 你没开玩笑吗

Yeah,this is the real thing that's been happening to me lately.I mean,I'm not making this up.I have been taking pictures to prove it.Look ,check it out. 真的 我最近总遇到这种事 我可不是编的 我还拍照了 看啊

Look at this little dude.He looked like he had seen an alien³.Oh,my god. 看那个小家伙 他像看外星人一样 天呐

Here's another one.I'm just trying to eat and this guy is looking at me like,I had no idea we came in that color. 这儿还有一个 我就是想吃东西 这家伙就那么看着我 好像说 我都不知道人还有那个颜色的

Now,look at this guy.He almost broke his neck trying to see a black man.I've got to say,it is pretty strange. 看这个 他为了看黑人都要把脖子扭伤了 是啊 这事的确挺怪的

I think it's the parents fault.You think it's the parents fault? 我觉得这都怪家长 你觉得这怪家长吗

Hey parents,open up Google maps,look up the closest Martin Luther king boulevard and go there. 家长打开谷歌地图 找到你最近的马丁·路德金大街 去那里

Drive around.Let your baby look out the window.Say the words,those are black people. 开车到处转转 让你的孩子往窗外看看 然后告诉他们 那都是黑人

They're just like us.And they like to eat in peace. 他们跟我们一样 他们喜欢安静地享用食物

If you can't do that,just sit them in front of the hit TV show "Blackish"!Wednesdays,9:30,8:30 central ABC.Denon Cole,everybody! 如果没有这条件 让他们观看热剧《黑人一家亲》就行 周三9点半 中部时间8点半 ABC播出 迪昂·科尔 感谢他

 

1 prestigious   

adj.有威望的，有声望的，受尊敬的

参考例句：

• The young man graduated from a prestigious university.这个年轻人毕业于一所名牌大学。
• You may even join a prestigious magazine as a contributing editor.甚至可能会加入一个知名杂志做编辑。

2 pal   

n.朋友，伙伴，同志；vi.结为友

参考例句：

• He is a pal of mine.他是我的一个朋友。
• Listen,pal,I don't want you talking to my sister any more.听着，小子，我不让你再和我妹妹说话了。

3 alien   

n.外星人，外国人；adj.外国的；相异的；异己的；与...格格不入的；与...不同的；不相容的；外来的；adj.（常与to连用）与…相反的；与…不同的

参考例句：

• Jim is an alien in this film.吉姆在这部电影里是个外星人。
• Their ideas are alien to our way of thinking.他们的思想和我们的想法不同。