《柯南脱口秀》第151期:粉丝纠错

 A new study came out that claims muscular men make the worst boyfriends. 一项新研究表明 肌肉男是最差劲的男朋友

Come to think of it,I was kind of a jerk back in the day.It's true. 仔细想想 我当年挺浑的 真的

Why is that funny?Why is that funny?You have mirrors. 他们笑什么 笑什么啊 你有镜子嘛

Ladies and gentlemen,we're going to do something people tend to enjoy. 女生们先生们 我们现在要做一件大家还蛮喜欢的事

It's something we call Fan Corrections.Let's do that right now. 叫做《粉丝纠错》 我们现在开始吧

This is the dance that goes with it.This,of course,is a segment where viewers try to find mistakes on our show. 这是配合这一节的舞蹈 在这一节中 观众会试图找出我们节目的错误

Good luck.So far hundreds of challengers,not one winner.We don't make mistakes.Right. 祝你们好运了 目前已有上百人挑战 无人成功 我们不犯错 没错

Tonight a fan named Lisa thinks she caught a mistake.she says it happened during one of my recent monologues².Let's take a look. 一名名叫丽莎的粉丝 认为她发现了我们的错误 她说错误发生在我最近一段独白中 看看吧

Hi ,conan.My name is Lisa and I'm submitting a fan correction. 柯南 我叫丽莎 我要发布一则粉丝纠错

During a recent monologue¹ you were discussing the Disneyland measles³ outbreak and said that several pirates of the Caribbean have also tested positive for scurvy⁴. 最近一段独白中 你在讨论迪士尼的风疹爆发 并说多名加勒比海盗还被查出患有坏血病

Five workers at Disneyland have been diagnosed with the measles. 迪士尼乐园5名员工被确认患有风疹

Not only that but nine of the pirates of the Caribben tested positive scurvy. 不仅如此 还有九名加勒比海盗 被确诊患有坏血病

Conan,an educated man such as yourself should know scurvy is a condition caused by a deficiency in vitamin C. 柯南 你这么有知识的男人应该知道 坏血病是由维生素C缺乏造成的病症

Such found in oranges.Since it's not an infection,a positive test for scurvy does not exist. 比如橙子中的维生素C 因为这并非传染病 所以并不存在坏血病的确诊检测

So I'm sorry to tell you,conan,that when it comes to your errorless record,that ship has sailed. 抱歉了 柯南 但你的无错误记录 已经沉入大海了

 

1 monologue   

n.长篇大论，（戏剧等中的）独白

参考例句：

• The comedian gave a long monologue of jokes.喜剧演员讲了一长段由笑话组成的独白。
• He went into a long monologue.他一个人滔滔不绝地讲话。

2 monologues   

n.（戏剧）长篇独白( monologue的名词复数 )；滔滔不绝的讲话；独角戏

参考例句：

• That film combines real testimonials with monologues read by actors. 电影中既有真人讲的真事，也有演员的独白。 来自互联网
• Her monologues may help her make sense of her day. 她的独白可以帮助她让她一天的感觉。 来自互联网

3 measles   

n.麻疹，风疹，包虫病，痧子

参考例句：

• The doctor is quite definite about Tom having measles.医生十分肯定汤姆得了麻疹。
• The doctor told her to watch out for symptoms of measles.医生叫她注意麻疹出现的症状。

4 scurvy   

adj.下流的，卑鄙的，无礼的；n.坏血病

参考例句：

• Vitamin C deficiency can ultimately lead to scurvy.缺乏维生素C最终能道致坏血病。
• That was a scurvy trick to play on an old lady.用那样的花招欺负一个老太太可真卑鄙。