《柯南脱口秀》第172期:整人最开心

 There you are.Yep. 你在那里 对

So everybody knows what a bear is. 大家都知道什么是熊男

It is a big,you know,it as a big hair man.yeah. 就是毛发浓密的健壮男性 对

Who gay¹ people want to have sex with. 同性恋者想跟他睡觉的对象

Which I'm not opposed to at all,like not now,not this second.But I would. 我完全不反对 虽说不是现在 不是这一刻 但我愿意

You would be happy to do it.Now that I'm like essential, 你很乐意那么做 既然我成了必备熊男

I don't feel like,I don't want to lose the weight. 我就不想减肥了

They need you.They need me.They need you. 他们需要你 他们需要我 他们需要你

I'm number 12 on the list after like three dead people. 我在名单上是第12名 排在3位已逝名人之后

And the spokesperson for QVC. 还有QVC发言人

Now I know you and you have said that you are happiest when you are annoying people. 你说过 你在整人的时候感觉最开心

You like to anny people.I do.I do. 你喜欢整人 是的 是的

Has that been the way you have always been?You just like to annoy people? 你一直都这样吗 你就是喜欢整人

Yes,I started annoying my father who still hates me.Yeah. 对 我刚开始会整我父亲 他现在仍然讨厌我 嗯

And now I kind of do it professionally. 我现在专业整人

That's good,it worked out.I'm a professional annoyer. 很不错 效果很棒 我是个专业整人师

 

1 gay   

adj.同性恋的；色彩鲜艳的；n.(男)同性恋者

参考例句：

• I don't know he was a gay person.我不知道他是同性恋者。
• Spring comes round to the earth again and everything looks fresh and gay.春回大地，万象更新。