《柯南脱口秀》第178期:无限点赞能力

 Speaking of technology,the dating app tinder is in the news. 说到科技 约会应用软件陌陌上了新闻

You all konw tinder,right?Pretending you don't,ok. 大家都知道陌陌吧 装做不知道 好吧

The dating app tinder launched a premium¹ service with something called unlimited² liking³ capability⁴. 陌陌推出了一项白金服务 称为无限点赞能力

Unlimited liking capability. 无限点赞能力

Until now the only other product that gave you unlimited liking capablity was beer. 至此之前 唯一能让你无限点赞的东西 就是啤酒了

I made out with a lamp post once. 我有次喝大了亲灯柱

What's going on,in a recent speech,Pope Francis called money the devil's dung. 最近的一次演讲中 弗兰西斯教皇称钱为恶魔的屎

He called it the devil's dung,yeah. 说钱是恶魔的屎

By the way,the Devil's dung is also the name of the Pope's garage band. 对了 这也是教皇车库乐队的名字

They do covers.Check them out. 他们翻唱曲子呢 去看看吧

They're playing in Malibu over the weekend. 他们周末去马里布表演呢

New study just came out that says dogs have trouble remembering specific evens from their past.Dogs. 新调查表明 狗记不住他们过去的一些事 狗狗

Which makes sense because you might want to forget that you spent most of your life licking your balls. 这也有道理 换了你 也会想忘记你这辈子大都在舔蛋蛋呢

It's not something you would want to think about.Not me.That would carry me through some tough times. 这种事不堪回想啊 我不会 想想这个能支撑我度过很多艰难时刻呢

Lift you spirits.Sure.Occasionally you're sitting in the corner,ahhh.Doing good.Think about it. 会让你开心吗 是啊 你有时好会坐在角落里 感觉不错啊 正想着呢

 

1 premium   

n.加付款；赠品；adj.高级的；售价高的

参考例句：

• You have to pay a premium for express delivery.寄快递你得付额外费用。
• Fresh water was at a premium after the reservoir was contaminated.在水库被污染之后，清水便因稀而贵了。

2 unlimited   

adj.无限的，不受控制的，无条件的

参考例句：

• They flew over the unlimited reaches of the Arctic.他们飞过了茫茫无边的北极上空。
• There is no safety in unlimited technological hubris.在技术方面自以为是会很危险。

3 liking   

n.爱好；嗜好；喜欢

参考例句：

• The word palate also means taste or liking.Palate这个词也有“口味”或“嗜好”的意思。
• I must admit I have no liking for exaggeration.我必须承认我不喜欢夸大其词。

4 capability   

n.能力；才能；(pl)可发展的能力或特性等

参考例句：

• She has the capability to become a very fine actress.她有潜力成为杰出演员。
• Organizing a whole department is beyond his capability.组织整个部门是他能力以外的事。