《柯南脱口秀》第180期:上百个榜单

 As you know,ladies and gentlemen,buzz feed,buzz feed,that's a big deal,it publishes hundreds of lists every single day. 大家知道 消息网 消息网每天会发布上百个榜单

But coming up with all these lists is a lot of pressure. 担心想出新榜单的点子是有很大压力的

I'm worried,I'm starting to worry the good people at buzzfeed are running out of ideas for lists.Ok. 我开始担心 消息网已经没榜单可列了 好吗

You'll see what I mean in this piece we call buzzfeed is running out of lists. 你们会明白我意思的 接下来这节叫做消息网没榜单了

When that logo comes up,it's very suggestive. 那个标志出现的时候 很有暗示性

What do you mean?Put it up again.Watch.Right when it starts.Go back.Look at that.I didn't notice that. 怎么了 再来一次 看啊 就开始的时候 回去 看啊 我以前都没发现呢

You thought it was worth stopping the show.Sure,absolutely. 你觉得这事值得我们暂停节目说吗 当然了

After a few drinks,I'd like to know how you got that right age until there.You can take that away now.Boating accident. 有时几杯下肚 我想知道你那个角度是怎么做到的 可以撤掉啦 就是船只意外

Here's some buzzfeed,remember the premise¹ 40 minutes ago,buzzfeed's running a little dry.Running out of ideas. 请大家记住40分钟前的段子架构 消息网已经没什么灵感了 没点子了

Here's some lists I've seen recently.Check it out.Look at this one. 以下是我最近见到的一些榜单 看看吧 看这个

Nine famous astronomers² who started out as peeping Toms. 9个最初是偷窥狂的天文学家

There's 12 babies who believe in smaller government. 12个相信政府缩小化的婴儿

seven matadors³ who work from home.That's just dumb. 7个在家工作的斗牛士 简直太蠢了

41 camel toes that kind of look like crotches. 41个像胯部的骆驼趾

17 babysitters guaranteed to break up your family.Oh,dear. 17个一定能拆散你家庭的保姆 天呐

15 people who weren't famous to begin with and are unrecongnizable today. 15个本来没名气 如今更是路人甲的人

 

1 premise   

n.前提；v.提论，预述

参考例句：

• Let me premise my argument with a bit of history.让我引述一些史实作为我立论的前提。
• We can deduce a conclusion from the premise.我们可以从这个前提推出结论。

2 astronomers   

n.天文学者，天文学家( astronomer的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Astronomers can accurately foretell the date,time,and length of future eclipses. 天文学家能精确地预告未来日食月食的日期、时刻和时长。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Astronomers used to ask why only Saturn has rings. 天文学家们过去一直感到奇怪，为什么只有土星有光环。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 matadors   

n.斗牛士( matador的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Surprisingly, the United States has produced at least two matadors of substance. 令人惊讶的事，美国竟然产生了至少两位实质上的斗牛士。 来自互联网
• One bullfighting appears on the scene, wrestles by three matadors six bulls, each person two rounds. 一场斗牛由三个斗牛士出场，角斗六条公牛，每人两个回合。 来自互联网