《柯南脱口秀》第185期:一直都想看电视

 Last night,so my kids²,you know,they want to watch TV all the time. 昨晚 我的孩子们 他们一直都想看电视

And I try to pretend,all right,if I put on a good show,it will be good for them and it's not bad that they're watching TV, 我试着假装接受 如果我看了好的节目 对他们来说很好 他们看电视也不会是坏事

So last night I'm like,what do I put on?I hit the list and apparently³ I recorded⁴ "Little house on the Prairie",I was⁵ like,"Little house on the Prairie",that's a good idea. 所以昨天晚上我在想该让他们看什么 所以我打开列表 显然我录了《草原小屋》 我想这个不错

My kids started going⁶,no,we've seen⁷ every one. 孩子们开始吵着说不要 我们每集都看过了

and then there was one called "Indian⁸ boy" or something, 然后有一个叫《印第安男孩》什么的

So I said,daddy's going to do a western⁹.Maybe we'll watch that. 我就说 老爸要拍一部西部片 也许我们可以看看这种

You know because in this movie I'm about to do,I'm raised¹⁰ by indians¹¹. 因为我要拍的这部电影里 我是被印第安人抚养长大的

So,they go all right.And I put it on and it immediately¹² starts off¹³ with this nice idian man backing away. 他们同意了 我就打开了 立刻就开始播放 一开始是个印第安人在后退

And i was like,oh,no.And my kid¹ goes,why is he backing away? 我心说 糟糕 我孩子就问 他为什么后退啊

And I go,I don't know,maybe someone¹⁴ offered¹⁵ him turkey¹⁶?he didn't want it. 我说我不知道啊 也许有人给了他火鸡 他不想要

And then they cut to these three guys¹⁷ with guns¹⁸ and then I hear,they're not going to kill¹⁹ him,are they?I go,no. 然后镜头就切换到三个拿着枪的男人 然后我就听到“他们不会要杀了他吧” 我说 不会

Little house on the prairie,no one's going to kill him. 《草原小屋》 不会有人杀了他的

and the next thing I see is his hand on a rock and it kind of shakes²⁰.My kid goes,no! 接下来我看到的就是他手放在石头上 有点抖 我的孩子大叫 不

 

1 kid   

n.小孩；v.开玩笑，哄骗，嘲弄

参考例句：

• The kid was playing with his ball.孩子在玩皮球。
• Look at that cute kid.瞧瞧这可爱的小家伙。

2 kids   

n.小孩( kid的名词复数 )；年轻人；小山羊；小山羊皮

参考例句：

• My funny drawings amused the kids. 我的滑稽图画把孩子们逗乐了。
• The neighbours' kids are the bane of my life . 街坊邻居的孩子让我生活得很不安宁。

3 apparently   

adv.显然地；表面上，似乎

参考例句：

• An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
• He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。

4 recorded   

v.记录，录音，拍摄( record的过去式和过去分词 )；标明；发表正式（或法律方面的）声明；演奏音乐供录制

参考例句：

• He has recorded the narration for the production. 他录制了这部作品的解说词。
• Blood pressure and respiration are also recorded. 血压和呼吸也做了记录。

5 was   

v.(is,am的过去式)是，在

参考例句：

• He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
• He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

6 going   

n.去，离去，地面(或道路)的状况，工作情况；(复数形式）goings: 行为；adj.进行中的，流行的，现存的

参考例句：

• We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。
• He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。

7 seen   

vbl.(see的过去分词)看见

参考例句：

• Since I left college, I have not seen him.自从我离开大学以后，就没有见过他了。
• I hope to have seen the film next week.我希望下星期能看到这部电影。

8 Indian   

adj.印度(人)的；n.印度人；印第安人

参考例句：

• Is that indian tea or chinese tea?那是印度茶还是中国茶？
• One day they met an old Indian who lived there.一天他们碰到一位当地的老印第安人。

9 western   

n.西方人；西部片；西部小说；adj.西方的，西洋的，西部的

参考例句：

• He is wearing a western style suit.他穿着一套西式服装。
• He lives at the western end of the village.他家住在村子尽西头。

10 raised   

adj.凸起的，浮雕的，发酵的

参考例句：

• She raised the gun and fired. 她举枪射击。
• the sound of raised voices 提高嗓门的说话声

11 Indians   

n.印度人( Indian的名词复数 )；印第安人

参考例句：

• children playing a game of cowboys and Indians 玩美国西部牛仔与印第安人游戏的孩子们
• Most of these workers are American Indians living on reservations. 这些工人中的大多数是住在居留地的美洲印第安人。 来自《简明英汉词典》

12 immediately   

ad.立即地，即刻地；直接地，紧密地

参考例句：

• I'll change it immediately for you.我立刻给您换。
• I immediately become happy again.我立马就变的高兴起来了。

13 off   

adj.远的；休假的，空闲的；adv.走开，出发，隔断；prep.离开，脱落，在...之外

参考例句：

• You'd better cool off first.你最好先冷静下来。
• I need some time off.我需要一些时间休息。

14 someone   

pron.某人，有人

参考例句：

• I can hear someone knocking.我听到有人敲门。
• Someone wants to see her.有人找她。

15 offered   

v.出（价）( offer的过去式和过去分词 )；提出；演出；做出

参考例句：

• I offered him my commiseration. 我对他表示同情。
• He offered a grab bag of reasons for his decision. 他为自己所作的决定提出了各种理由。

16 turkey   

n.土耳其，火鸡

参考例句：

• It is equal in size to a turkey.它的大小和火鸡一样。
• After ten years,I was going on a trip to Turkey.阔别10年了，我又要踏上去土耳其的旅途。

17 guys   

n.家伙，伙计( guy的名词复数 )；（架设天线、支撑帐篷等用的）牵索；[复数]各位；一群男人（或女人）

参考例句：

• Sorry, guys. I goofed. 对不起，各位。我搞砸了。
• A few of our guys were thinking about going over the hill. 我们的人中有几个在开小差。 来自《简明英汉词典》

18 guns   

n.枪( gun的名词复数 )；发令枪声；受雇杀人的枪手；喷射器

参考例句：

• From the reports of guns we knew that hunters must be nearby. 听枪声我们知道猎人必定在附近。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Our roaring guns left the enemy trembling with fear. 我们的隆隆炮声使敌人胆战心惊。 来自《简明英汉词典》

19 kill   

vt.杀死，弄死；扼杀，毁掉；使终止；消磨；vi.杀死；被弄死杀，杀伤；猎获物

参考例句：

• Many ants kill the horse.蚁多可杀马。
• She wants to kill me.她想杀了我。

20 shakes   

n.（因患病、害怕、喝酒等而引起的）颤抖； 有影响的人士；摇动( shake的名词复数 )；震动；哆嗦；奶昔（将牛奶或冰激凌与水果或香料混合或搅拌至起泡的饮料）v.摇撼( shake的第三人称单数 )；（使）颤抖；握手；动摇

参考例句：

• The whole house shakes when a train goes past. 火车驶过时，整座房子都颤动起来。
• The shakes of the speaker's hands betrayed his nervousness. 发言者双手颤抖，可见他很紧张。 来自《简明英汉词典》