《柯南脱口秀》第193期:年度之夜

 Speaking of sports,a man at the Brooklyn nets game last night,did you see this? 说到体育 大家知道吗 昨晚观看布鲁克林篮网队比赛的一名男子

Was removed for beating another fan with a prosthetic leg. 因为用假腿打另一名球迷而被赶出场

That's a true story,yeah. 真实的故事

Which is why the Brooklyn nets have decided¹ to discontinue their annual prosthetic night.That was the problem. 所以布鲁克林篮网队决定 不再继续举办他们的年度假腿之夜了 问题出在这里呢

Instead of bobblehead,you get prosthetic leg.To rally leg you wiggle it and you want to win. 不给你摇头玩玩 而是假腿 呐喊助威的时候就摇假腿

Not supposed to hit anyone,No,no,just wiggle it. 你不该用它来打人的 不 只是摇晃

How is wiggling a false leg get your team going? 摇动假腿怎么能给你的球队助威啊

Come on guys,we can do it.That looked weird². 伙计们 你们能行的 看上去好怪

Strange story,it was reported a research lab at the university of Texas just found out it is missing 100 human brains. 奇怪的新闻 据报道 德州大学一研究室刚发现他们丢失了100颗人脑

Yeah,Texas police don't know who has the brain but they already ruled out governor Rick Perry.Which I think is interesting,because why,Nicely done,conan,yeah,yeah. 德州警察尚不知道是谁偷走了人脑 但他们已经排除了州长里克·佩里的嫌疑 我觉得很有意思 因为 不错 柯南 嗯

He's not very smart,why would even a dumb guy want 100?I don't know,my guest is zombie caterer³. 他不怎么聪明 蠢人要100个脑子做什么 不知道 我猜是僵尸宴会承办人干的

Yes,that's very good.That's my guess.I'm no cop but I think probably zombie caterer. 很棒啊 我是这么想 我虽然不是警察 但我猜是僵尸宴会承办人

They eat brains,ah,screw it.I'm not helping⁴ you out. 他们吃脑子 得了吧 我才不要帮你呢

 

1 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

2 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

3 caterer   

n. 备办食物者，备办宴席者

参考例句：

• My wife went to a lot of trouble; she called a caterer. 我太太花了很多心血，她找了专办派对的人来。
• The wedding reception has been organized by an outside caterer. 婚宴由外界的饮食公司承办。

4 helping   

n.食物的一份&adj.帮助人的，辅助的

参考例句：

• The poor children regularly pony up for a second helping of my hamburger. 那些可怜的孩子们总是要求我把我的汉堡包再给他们一份。
• By doing this, they may at times be helping to restore competition. 这样一来, 他在某些时候,有助于竞争的加强。