摩登家庭第六季 第70期:从没见过肉汁喷泉

 Mitchell, I know what you're doing. 米奇尔，我知道你在干什么。

Ahh, there's no way we can reschedule, huh? 没办法改期了，对吧？

Fight your instincts. This is a chance for you to show some real compassion¹. 战胜你的本能。这是你表现同情心的机会。

I need a zoloft. 我要吃左洛复

Okay. Okay. 好，好。

Well, I agree with all that, but I - I am being nice! 你说的我都同意，不过我已经很客气了！

Okay? I - I-I-I talked to her. I-I asked her if there was anything I could do to help. 好吗？我跟她说话。我还问她，有什么我能帮忙的地方。

But I - I didn't mean it. Nobody ever means it. 可是我不是认真的。谁也不可能是认真的。

Mitchell, you want this growth in your life. That's why you asked her. You're just scared. 米奇尔，你希望自己在这方面有长进的。所以你才会问她，你只是害怕而已。

No, no, it was a completely hollow offer and -- Yeah, that -- that's right. 不，不是，那完全就是个虚伪的提议...是的，没错。

Okay, George and Wendy Hollow offer dinner at 7:30. Okay, bye-bye. 好的，乔治和温蒂.哈洛请我们晚上七点半吃晚餐，好的，再见。

You need this, and I need something nice to write about you in our Christmas Letter. 你需要做这件好事，而我也需要它作为可以写在圣诞卡片上的素材。

I love you, too. Goodbye. 我也爱你，再见。

So...bad news, huh? 坏消息，是吗？

Well, only if you hate home cooking. 是啊，如果你介意吃家常菜的话。

You're the best! So... 你是最好的！那就...

I think you got some of my zoloft. 你好像吃进去一点我的左洛复了。

That's okay. I could use it. 没关系。我用得上。

Bark Mitzvah - what a concept. Beagles and lox, dog briskets. (biscuits) Whoever's in charge of the wordplay, bravo. 狗狗的成年礼，这概念太好了。贝果饼夹熏鱼，狗饼干。负责这些文字游戏的人真是太赞了。

Is this for dogs or for people? 这是给狗吃的还是给人吃的？

I hope it's for people. I've had four of them. 希望是给人吃的，我都吃了四块了。

Are you having fun? 你觉得有意思吗？

Ay, yes. Before today, I had never seen a gravy² fountain. 是的。今天前我还从没见过肉汁喷泉。

Oh, Gumdrop, look! Stella's here! Everybody, let's get a picture. 小软糖，快看，斯黛拉来了！大家快来，我们照张合影。

Pupparazzi! How great is that? 还有狗仔队呢！太棒了！

Everybody squeeze in. 大家靠近一点。

Be careful of her cysts. She'll nip you. O-okay. 小心她的包囊，她会咬你的。好的。

Okay, one more. Doodles blinked. 好的，再来一张，小涂鸦刚才眨眼了。

Now, really get tight this time. 这次靠得再近一些。

No! No, no, no! Enough. Enough. 不！不！不！够了，够了。

 

1 compassion   

n.同情，怜悯

参考例句：

• He could not help having compassion for the poor creature.他情不自禁地怜悯起那个可怜的人来。
• Her heart was filled with compassion for the motherless children.她对于没有母亲的孩子们充满了怜悯心。

2 gravy   

n.肉汁；轻易得来的钱，外快

参考例句：

• You have spilled gravy on the tablecloth.你把肉汁泼到台布上了。
• The meat was swimming in gravy.肉泡在浓汁之中。