趣味英语第164期:房间里有蜘蛛怎么办

Larry da unicorn¹?

用户名是Larry da unicorn？

"What do I do if there's a spider in my room?"

“如果房间里有只蜘蛛，我该怎么办？”

Scream and run away.

尖叫然后跑开。

Take your shoe and swat it.

用你的鞋拍它。

Either get a napkin or toilet paper with just your bare hand, and then you smash it.

赤手用纸巾或卫生纸抓住它，然后捏碎它。

Get a tissue and kill it if it's not a big spider. But if it is a big spider, I'll call someone into the room to do it for me.

如果不是大蜘蛛，就用纸巾抓住它，然后杀了它。但如果是大蜘蛛，我会叫别人来房间里处理。

Get a broom, swipe it off. If babies come, swipe them as well. If it's a black widow... call your mom and dad.

用扫帚打它。如果有小蜘蛛过来，也用扫帚打它们。如果是黑寡妇毒蛛，那就叫你的妈妈和爸爸来处理。

Flush it down the toilet, and then you'll never see it again.

把它冲下厕所，这样你就再也不会看到它了。

You gotta make sure you get rid of him, 'cause they bite. Any kind of spray will work. They hate sprays. Any kind.

你要确保能除掉它，因为它们会咬人。任何喷剂都有用。它们讨厌喷剂。任何喷剂都可以。

Get your parents and get bug² spray. And then they can whack³ it with a fly-- flyswatter, and you can spray it.

去叫你的父母，再拿杀虫剂过来。你的父母可以用苍蝇拍打它，你可以用杀虫剂喷它。

You do not want to kill spiders, because you need to remember that spiders catch bugs⁴ that bug us. Take a glass. Make sure it's dry. You get it over the spider. You take a hard piece of cardboard or paper, and slip it over the glass, and then you take it out. You take the spider out, and you put him outside where he or she can exist.

你不想杀蜘蛛，因为你要记住，蜘蛛会抓困扰我们的虫子。找个玻璃杯来。确保杯子是干的。用杯子罩住蜘蛛。再拿一个硬纸板或一张硬纸放入杯子，然后把蜘蛛放出来。把蜘蛛放到它能生存的地方去。

If a spider's on a web, you can pick up the end of the web, and the spider will be going up and down here, and just carry that out and put it somewhere. And that's how you get rid of the spider.

如果蜘蛛在蜘蛛网上，你可以抬起蜘蛛网的底部，这样蜘蛛就会上下晃动，只要把蜘蛛网拿出去，放到其它地方就行了。这就是去除蜘蛛的方法。

I'm sorry. It's time to move to Japan and burn down your house.

抱歉。现在是时候搬去日本并烧掉你的房子了。

Thanks for watching.

谢谢大家收看。

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我们会帮助你们，请在评论区提出问题。

Goodbye!

再见！

I just saw a spider! I got to go! Bye! Aah!

我刚看到了一只蜘蛛！我要走了！再见！啊！

1 unicorn   

n.(传说中的)独角兽

参考例句：

• The unicorn is an imaginary beast.独角兽是幻想出来的动物。
• I believe unicorn was once living in the world.我相信独角兽曾经生活在这个世界。

2 bug   

n.虫子；故障；窃听器；vt.纠缠；装窃听器

参考例句：

• There is a bug in the system.系统出了故障。
• The bird caught a bug on the fly.那鸟在飞行中捉住了一只昆虫。

3 whack   

v.敲击，重打，瓜分；n.重击，重打，尝试，一份

参考例句：

• After years of dieting,Carol's metabolism was completely out of whack.经过数年的节食，卡罗尔的新陈代谢完全紊乱了。
• He gave me a whack on the back to wake me up.他为把我弄醒，在我背上猛拍一下。

4 bugs   

adj.疯狂的，发疯的n.窃听器( bug的名词复数 )；病菌；虫子；[计算机]（制作软件程序所产生的意料不到的）错误

参考例句：

• All programs have bugs and need endless refinement. 所有的程序都有漏洞，都需要不断改进。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The sacks of rice were swarming with bugs. 一袋袋的米里长满了虫子。 来自《简明英汉词典》

5 subscribe   

vi.(to)订阅，订购；同意；vt.捐助，赞助

参考例句：

• I heartily subscribe to that sentiment.我十分赞同那个观点。
• The magazine is trying to get more readers to subscribe.该杂志正大力发展新订户。