生活大爆炸第八季 第4期:医药销售

 I haven't been on a job interview in years. 我好几年没去面试了。

I'm really nervous. 我真的好紧张。

Don't be. You are built for pharmaceutical¹ sales. 别紧张。你天生就是干医药销售这行的。

You're cute, you're flirty² and...Started that like there were gonna be three things. 你可爱、轻浮而且...本来以为会有三个优点说呢...

I don't have any experience in sales. 我没有任何销售经验。

Unless you count the bikini car wash I did in high school. 除非我在高中时穿着比基尼洗车也算。

But you already made me take that off my resume³? 但你叫我把这段从我简历上删掉了？

This job is a lot like being a waitress, except instead of pushing the fish tacos 'cause they're about to go bad, you're just pushing our antidepressants before the FDA finds out they may cause rectal bleeding. 这份工作其实跟服务生很像，只不过你不是给客人推销快变质的鱼肉玉米卷，你是推销我们的抗抑郁药，在FDA发现这药能引起直肠出血之前赶紧卖掉。

They do? 是真的吗？

Maybe. But like our lawyers say, the world is full of things that can cause a rectum to bleed. 或许吧。但就像我们律师说的，这世界上有很多东西能导致直肠出血。

Anyway, I talked you up to Dan. 我在丹面前帮你说了不少好话。

He's the guy who'll be interviewing you. 他就是面试你的那个人。

Oh, I really appreciate this. 真是太谢谢你了。

I just hope I'm not in over my head. 我只希望我到时不会手足无措。

You'll be fine. Just be yourself. 没事的。就跟平时一样表现自己。

I wish I felt more confident. 我真希望我能多点自信。

Penny, I wouldn't have put you up for this job if I didn't think you could handle it. 佩妮如果我觉得你不能胜任这份工作，我就不会推荐你。

Oh, thank you, but maybe I should cancel. 谢谢，但或许我该取消面试。

It's too late to cancel. You're going. But I don't know anything about pharmaceuticals⁴. 现在取消太晚了。你一定要去。但我对医药没有任何了解。

Oh, I understand. You want to do something you're already good at. 我明白了。你想从事你擅长的工作。

I know. Why don't I get you a job at the Sitting Around All Day Wearing Yoga Pants Factory? 我懂。那我何不帮你在"穿着瑜伽裤宅在家工厂"找一份工作呢？

They're comfortable. 那裤子真的很舒服嘛。

Ma, I hope you're decent⁵. Raj is here! 妈，把衣服穿好。拉杰也在哦！

You just started seeing naked⁶ women again, and I don't want you to be confused about where the boobs should be. 你最近才开始重新看见女人裸体，我不想让你对咪咪到底该垂到哪儿感到困惑。

Oh, hey, guys. What are you doing here? 你们好啊。你们怎么会来这里？

Uh...wwhat are you doing here? 那你又怎么在这里？

I thought you moved out. 我以为你搬出去了。

Oh, yeah, I was going to, and then Debbie and I got to talking over dinner the other night. 我本来打算搬的，但某天晚上，我和黛比在吃饭时聊到这事。

I didn't have anyplace to go, she likes having me around, so we both said, "Why leave?" at the same time. 我没有住的地方，她也喜欢我待在这里，所以我俩异口同声说"那为什么还要搬？"

It was precious. 无比珍贵的一段回忆啊。

It's not that precious. 也没那么珍贵吧。

I'd like to back you up, but it sounds like it was pretty precious. 我本来想支持你的但听得起来的确弥足珍贵。

Stewie, I can't find my glasses! 图仔，我找不到眼镜了！

Be right there, Deb Deb! 马上来，小黛黛！

They're probably on her head. 

 

1 pharmaceutical   

adj.药学的，药物的；药用的，药剂师的

参考例句：

• She has donated money to establish a pharmaceutical laboratory.她捐款成立了一个药剂实验室。
• We are engaged in a legal tussle with a large pharmaceutical company.我们正同一家大制药公司闹法律纠纷。

2 flirty   

adj.爱调戏的，轻浮的

参考例句：

• Add a flirty blouse and cardigan for a super chic weekend look. 再穿一件风情万种的衬衫，搭配开襟羊毛衫，就是超级有型的周末装了。 来自互联网

3 resume   

v.（中断后）继续，恢复；n.摘要，简历

参考例句：

• We'll stop now and resume at two o 'clock.我们现在停下来，到两点再干。
• My resume shows that I have the right qualifications for the job.我的简历表明我正符合这项工作的条件。

4 pharmaceuticals   

n.医药品；药物( pharmaceutical的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• the development of new pharmaceuticals 新药的开发
• The companies are pouring trillions of yen into biotechnology research,especially for pharmaceuticals and new seeds. 这些公司将大量资金投入生物工艺学研究，尤其是药品和新种子方面。 来自《简明英汉词典》

5 decent   

adj.象样的，不错的，体面的，正派的，恰当的

参考例句：

• We want to raise our children to be decent men and women.我们盼望把孩子们培养成优秀人才。
• There isn't even a decent table in this room.这屋里连张像样的桌子也没有。

6 naked   

adj.裸露的；赤裸裸的，无遮蔽的

参考例句：

• To the east of our school,there's a naked hillside.我们学校东边有片光秃秃的山坡。
• The children stripped off their clothes and swam naked in the river.孩子们脱得光溜溜的在河里游泳。