生活大爆炸第八季 第188期:伯克利分校教课

 Leonard, I've been working on an opening joke for our lecture at Berkeley. 莱纳德，我正在准备我们在伯克利分校教课的开场笑话。

Oh, I like to laugh. But say it anyway. 我是挺喜欢笑，不过你想说就说吧。

Okay, um...What do you say to a graduate of the UC Berkeley physics department? 好吧，你该跟伯克利分校的物理系毕业生说什么呢？

I'll have fries with that. Because his education hasn't prepared him for a career in the sciences. 我点的餐要配薯条。因为他们接受的教育不足以让他们在科学领域找到工作。

You know, when they chase¹ you out of there, you only have to run faster than Sheldon. 等学生们冲过来打你们时，你只要跑得比谢尔顿快就没事了。

Are you all set for your trip? 出发都做好准备了吗？

Yeah, I think so. I just restocked the old PRK. 应该吧。我重新帮共所包补了货。

"P.R.K"? - Public restroom kit². Everything a boy needs for making pee pee in new and strange places. 什么"共所包"？-公共厕所用品包。内含一名小男孩要在陌生新环境嘘嘘所需要的一切用品。

I don't see what's crazy about bringing a backpack with your own toilet paper and Purell. - Keep going. 带着个背包放自己的厕纸和干洗手液有什么值得奇怪的啊。-接着说。

And rubber gloves, uh, air freshener. Um, noise-cancelling headphones. Oh, danger whistle³. pepper⁴ spray⁵. Ooh, a multi-language "Occupied" sign. 还有橡胶手套 、空气清新剂、抗噪耳机、防狼警笛、防狼喷雾、多语言版"已占用"的牌子。

Uh, let's see. We have seat protectors, uh, booties for my shoes, a clothespin for my nose. 我看看。还有马桶坐垫纸、 鞋套、夹鼻子的晒衣夹。

Oh, and a mirror on a stick, so I can make sure the person in the stall⁶ next to me isn't some kind of weirdo. 还有连棍子的镜子，这样我可以确保隔壁厕间的人不是什么变态之类的。

You still worried some Berkeley girl is gonna steal him away? 你还担心伯克利分校会有姑娘把他抢走吗？

Yes, who do you think gave him the danger whistle? 当然，不然你觉得他的防狼警笛是谁给的？

 

1 chase   

vt.追逐，追赶，追求；n.追赶

参考例句：

• The police grabbed the robbers after a long chase.警察经过长距离追赶后逮住了抢劫犯。
• Would you chase me if I did?如果我逃开了，你会来追吗？

2 kit   

n.用具包，成套工具；随身携带物

参考例句：

• The kit consisted of about twenty cosmetic items.整套工具包括大约20种化妆用品。
• The captain wants to inspect your kit.船长想检查你的行装。

3 whistle   

n.口哨，汽笛，啸啸声，口哨声；vi. 吹口哨，鸣汽笛，发嘘嘘声；vt.用口哨通知

参考例句：

• We heard the whistle of a train.我们听到了火车的汽笛声。
• He gave a loud whistle of surprise.他吹了一声响亮的口哨表示惊讶。

4 pepper   

n.胡椒(粉)；辣椒(粉)

参考例句：

• He put some pepper in the bowl.他放了一些胡椒粉在碗里。
• This pepper is really hot.这辣椒真够劲儿。

5 spray   

v.喷，(使)溅散；n.浪花，飞沫；喷雾

参考例句：

• The liquid came out of the bottle in a spray.液体从瓶子里呈雾状喷出。
• We were wet with the sea spray.我们被海水的浪花溅湿。

6 stall   

n.摊位，铺子，售货亭

参考例句：

• She sells fruits at a market stall.她在市场的货摊上卖水果。
• He has a stall that sells designer ripoffs.他开了个铺子卖仿冒设计师品牌衣服。