【小龟乐游记】奇异人生（21）

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Max: Damn, ___(1)___.

Chloe: You saved me again. Crazy. Now we're totally bonded¹ for life!

Max: You okay?

Chloe: I got splinters in my ass² and leg, so I wish there was a less violent way for you to save me... And now the trains can't get to the lumber³ mill... Oops. Aren't you glad I took you away to a nice quiet desolate⁴ spot?

Max: It was cool to spend time in your lair⁵. But I have to get back to school before my next class...

Chloe: Since you're the mysterious superhero... I'll be your faithful chauffeur⁶ and companion.

Max: My powers might not last, Chloe.

Chloe: That's okay--we will.

 

Nathan: Here comes the mysterious Max. Disguised as a pixie hipster. 

Victoria: Like all the other precious twee artists here.

Max: You really nailed me.

Nathan: Meow. Bring out the claws. I love ___(2)___.

Max: Right. Can I sit at my table now?

Victoria: Max thought we were going to be buds. Fucking ha ha.

Max: Assholes.

 

Max: Okay, why is David taking photos of Kate? Now this is so wrong. And weird⁷...

 

Zachary: Yo, some crazy shit is going down at the girl's dorm! Check it!

Mr. Jefferson: Zachary, do not come into my class like that ever again... Listen! Everybody remain seated-- _(3)_.

1 bonded   

n.有担保的，保税的，粘合的

参考例句：

• The whisky was taken to bonded warehouses at Port Dundee.威士忌酒已送到邓迪港的保稅仓库。
• This adhesive must be applied to both surfaces which are to be bonded together.要粘接的两个面都必须涂上这种黏合剂。

2 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。

3 lumber   

n.木材，木料；v.以破旧东西堆满；伐木；笨重移动

参考例句：

• The truck was sent to carry lumber.卡车被派出去运木材。
• They slapped together a cabin out of old lumber.他们利用旧木料草草地盖起了一间小屋。

4 desolate   

adj.荒凉的，荒芜的；孤独的，凄凉的；v.使荒芜，使孤寂

参考例句：

• The city was burned into a desolate waste.那座城市被烧成一片废墟。
• We all felt absolutely desolate when she left.她走后，我们都觉得万分孤寂。

5 lair   

n.野兽的巢穴；躲藏处

参考例句：

• How can you catch tiger cubs without entering the tiger's lair?不入虎穴，焉得虎子？
• I retired to my lair,and wrote some letters.我回到自己的躲藏处，写了几封信。

6 chauffeur   

n.(受雇于私人或公司的)司机；v.为…开车

参考例句：

• The chauffeur handed the old lady from the car.这个司机搀扶这个老太太下汽车。
• She went out herself and spoke to the chauffeur.她亲自走出去跟汽车司机说话。

7 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。