打工姐妹花第二季 第43期:推销改怒怼

 　　I don't know where you guys are in your bike training. 我不知道你们自行车练到什么程度了

　　Are we doping or desserting? I can help you either way. 是要来点兴奋剂，还是上甜点呢？我都能帮你们搞到哦。

　　We're thinking about dessert. 我们想吃甜点

　　Cool, how about a Max's homemade cupcake? 很好，那来个麦克斯自制小蛋糕如何

　　Eh, I don't think so. How's that cherry pie? Nice. 不要。樱桃派怎么样？还不错。

　　The family of mice that lives in it just renewed¹ their lease². 住在派里的那家老鼠，刚续租了

　　So, a Max's homemade cupcake? 还是来个麦克斯自制小蛋糕吧？

　　You keep saying "Max's homemade cupcakes" like it's a thing. I've never heard of it. 你干嘛一直提“麦克斯自制小蛋糕”，好像多出名一样。我从来没听说过这玩意。

　　I haven't either. And we know a lot. 我也是，我们可是很懂行的呢。

　　And yet you put that headband on this morning. 但你出门还是系了这个二逼头巾

　　So who's Max? Yeah, who's Max? 那个麦克斯是谁啊？对啊，是谁啊？

　　Who's Max? She's Lance Armstrong's left nut. What? Nothing. 谁是麦克斯啊？她是兰斯·阿姆斯特朗的左蛋蛋。看你妹啊？不看不看。

　　Caroline. You know I'm not one to gossip³, but just about 30 seconds ago, 卡洛琳。你知道我不喜欢说人八卦，但就在30秒之前，

　　I saw Max drop some major attitude and blow a chance with a possible cupcake customer. 我亲眼看见麦克斯耍脾气，葬送了一个争取小蛋糕潜在客户的机会。

　　That's your gossip? That Max has an attitude? 你的八卦就是这个吗？谁不知道麦克斯脾气大啊？

　　What are you gonna tell me next, that Elton John is gay⁴? 你接下来还要跟我八卦什么，艾尔顿·约翰是同性恋吗？

　　Anyways, I'm just saying about Max, bitch needs to take it down a notch⁵. 总而言之，我就说说而已，那贱人不该气焰这么嚣张。

　　Bitch needs to mind his own business. 那你这个贱人，应该少管闲事。

1 renewed   

adj. 更新的，重建的，复兴的，重申的 动词renew的过去式和过去分词

参考例句：

• They regrouped their forces and renewed the attack. 他们重新聚集兵力，再次发动进攻。
• The army renewed its assault on the capital. 军队重新发动对首都的攻击。

2 lease   

n.租约，租期，租；v.出租，租出，租得

参考例句：

• When does the lease of the house run out?这房子的租约何时到期？
• He signed the lease yesterday.昨天他在租约上签了字。

3 gossip   

n.流言蜚语，爱说长道短的人；vi.传播流言

参考例句：

• She broadcast the gossip all over the town.她将这个流言传遍全镇。
• They spread a lot of tacky gossip about his love life.关于他的爱情生活，他们散播了许多不堪的闲言闲语。

4 gay   

adj.同性恋的；色彩鲜艳的；n.(男)同性恋者

参考例句：

• I don't know he was a gay person.我不知道他是同性恋者。
• Spring comes round to the earth again and everything looks fresh and gay.春回大地，万象更新。

5 notch   

n.(V字形)槽口，缺口，等级

参考例句：

• The peanuts they grow are top-notch.他们种的花生是拔尖的。
• He cut a notch in the stick with a sharp knife.他用利刃在棒上刻了一个凹痕。