《摩登家庭》第1季第19集 第18期:我是个好老婆

 Yeah, just leave my birthday present on the floor. 成啊  把我的礼物扔地上吧

That's my girl. She had me. 好老婆  她已经赢定了

There was no way I could win. I knew it. 我没戏了  我知道的

I'm just glad she didn't know it yet. 幸好她不知道

Two moves, and then- 只需两步  就能杀他个...

I'm a very good chess player. 我可是个下棋高手

But I'm a better wife. 但我更是个好老婆

- Hey, did you get it? - No. -买到了吗  -没有

- How's your dad? - Acting¹ weird²... er. -爸爸怎么样  -古怪  更古怪了

- Hey, wife. - Honey, hi. -老婆  -亲爱

- Um, listen... - Mom. -是这样  -妈妈

Yeah, Luke, hang on one second. 卢克  等会再说

Honey, it's okay. I don't feel things anymore. 老婆  没关系啦  我已经没感觉了

- But, sweetie, I want you to feel... - Mom! -可我想让你...  -妈妈

Luke, I'll be with you in just a second. Where are you going? 卢克我一会就来  你上哪去

Just heading out to the yard to get a shovel³ for my cake. 去院子里拿铲子  清理我的蛋糕

- Mom. - Luke, what do you want? -老妈  -卢克你要干嘛

I went on Dad's computer, 我上了老爸的电脑

contacted some of his geek friends, 联系了他的宅男网友们

told them that he was dying 说老爸快死了

and his last wish was an iPad. 有个iPad才能瞑目

Luke, what have I told you about- 卢克  我怎么教你的

One of them felt so bad, they brought over an extra. 有个人很同情  就送来台多余的

Oh, my God. You got it. You beautiful little liar⁴! 上帝啊  你拿到了  你这个乖仔撒谎精

 

1 acting   

n.演戏，行为，假装；adj.代理的，临时的，演出用的

参考例句：

• Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她，她只是假装的。
• During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代，她的表演生涯黯然失色。

2 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

3 shovel   

n.铁锨，铲子，一铲之量；v.铲，铲出

参考例句：

• He was working with a pick and shovel.他在用镐和铲干活。
• He seized a shovel and set to.他拿起一把铲就干上了。

4 liar   

n.说谎的人

参考例句：

• I know you for a thief and a liar!我算认识你了，一个又偷又骗的家伙！
• She was wrongly labelled a liar.她被错误地扣上说谎者的帽子。