欧美人文风情第272篇:怎么拿到奥斯卡小金人?

 Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel, and I'm the host of the Oscars this year. 嗨，我是 Jimmy Kimmel，我是今年的奥斯卡主持人。

You know, I get so many letters from people asking me, "How do I win one of these?" 你知道，我收到许多大家寄来的信，问我：「我要怎么得到一座小金人？」

And...well, first thing you have to do is get a job as a waiter. 而...这个嘛，首先你要做的就是找到一份端盘子的工作。

Mozzarella sticks and your side of donut holes. 马芝拉起司条还有您的附餐甜甜圈球。

Don't mind if I dip... Thank you. Next you have to go to a lot of auditions¹. 不介意我沾一下吧... 谢谢。接着你得去参加一堆试镜。

I don't care how allergic² you are, Senator³. There's no law that says that a dog can't be president. 我不管你过敏有多严重，参议员。并没有哪条法律说狗不能当总统。

That's actually...true. And finally, when you do get the role, you have to act your little heart out. 那倒是...真的。最后，当你真的拿到角色时，你得使尽全力演出。

Don't you die on me, soldier! That's an order! 不准你在我面前死掉，士兵!那是命令!

And if all goes well, the Oscar goes to you! 如果一切顺利的话，奥斯卡奖杯就会落入你的口袋!

I would like to thank my shaman, Morita. Don't forget to thank your mother. 我要谢谢启蒙我的智者，Morita。别忘了感谢你的母亲。

Oh, yeah. Uh, thanks, Mom. And... 喔，对。呃，谢啦老妈。还有...

Also, keep it short. I have things to do, so— 另外，长话短说。我有些事要做，所以－－

And thank you to the Academy. 还有谢谢影艺学院。

Now, it's just that simple. The Oscars. 现在，就是那么简单。奥斯卡金像奖。

Where are you going with...? The Oscars That's not yours. Live February 26 on ABC That's not yours! 你要带着那去哪...？奥斯卡金像奖。那不是你的。二月二十六日于 ABC 电视台现场直播那不是你的!

 

1 auditions   

n.（对拟做演员、歌手、乐师等人的）试听，试音( audition的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Find modeling auditions, casting calls& acting auditions, all in one place. 找一个立体感试听，铸造呼叫和表演试听一体的地方。 来自互联网
• We are now about to start auditions to find a touring guitarist. 我们现在准备找一个新的吉他手。 来自互联网

2 allergic   

adj.过敏的，变态的

参考例句：

• Alice is allergic to the fur of cats.艾丽斯对猫的皮毛过敏。
• Many people are allergic to airborne pollutants such as pollen.许多人对空气传播的污染物过敏，比如花粉。

3 senator   

n.参议员，评议员

参考例句：

• The senator urged against the adoption of the measure.那参议员极力反对采取这项措施。
• The senator's speech hit at government spending.参议员的讲话批评了政府的开支。