《柯南脱口秀》第84期:朋友的忠告

 I married the yoga Martha Stewart.You know the people who married above their station? 我老婆是瑜伽界的玛莎·斯图尔特 你知道那些攀高枝的男人吗

yes,I do.I am one of them.I understand，your wife is a lovely lovely women. 知道 我就是其中之一 我理解 你太太美丽动人

She is beatuiful,Everyone who meets my wife,says oh man you lucked out,you idiot.You hit the jackpot. 她很漂亮 所有见过我太太的人都说 你小子真有福 白痴 你中头彩了

I married above my station.My wife makes the gravy¹,doesn't like me to microwave the gravy,because it destroys the integrity of the gravy. 我攀了高枝 我太太亲手烹饪肉汁 不让我用微波炉加热 这样破坏肉汁的味道

But I don't care.I'm a gravy guy and I like it hot. 我才不在乎呢 我这人喜欢肉汁 我就喜欢热着吃

It's coming across,John,It's coming across weird² when you keep saying it like that.I'm telling you as a friend. 这话听起来 约翰 以你的口气 这话听起来很奇怪 这是我作为朋友的忠告

Let me try this,watch this.Hi,I'm a gravy guy. 我这样试试 看着点 嗨 我这人喜欢肉汁

Does it feel weird?How many days have you been without gravy? 感觉奇怪吗 你有多少天没吃肉汁了

I like to save up because we got the holidays coming.I need some gravy. 我想节约一点 因为圣诞节快到了 我需要肉汁

John.I just turned into the Chris rock.I know.we could do a show an hour just on gravy. 约翰 我变成了克里斯·洛克 是啊 我们可以聊上一小时的肉汁

would you want your own gravy boat?I like gravy too. 你想要自己的肉汁壶吗 我也喜欢肉汁

But I don't go around saying I'm a gravy guy.You phony bologna,you would like to. 但我不会到处说我这人喜欢肉汁 你个虚伪逼 其实你很想说

You called me a phony bologna,We don't use that language on cable.we are going to start,a big night. 你管我叫虚伪逼 在有线电视上不能用这种词汇 那就从现在开始 今晚很精彩

I would like to have extra gravy.I would like to drench³ my whole plate in gravy.I get nervous when I see other people using it. 我喜欢多加一些肉汁 我喜欢把满盘子都浸满肉汁 我看到别人浇肉汁的时候会紧张

I feel bad,because we always host the stray friends and people out here who aren't going back to New York or some place for the holiday. 我感觉很糟糕 因为我们经常会招待不会纽约或其他地方过圣诞节的朋友

We host the strays.And I get my own gravy boat.You have your own?Yes. 我们会招待外乡人 我有自己的肉汁壶 你有自己的肉汁壶 对

 

1 gravy   

n.肉汁；轻易得来的钱，外快

参考例句：

• You have spilled gravy on the tablecloth.你把肉汁泼到台布上了。
• The meat was swimming in gravy.肉泡在浓汁之中。

2 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

3 drench   

v.使淋透，使湿透

参考例句：

• He met a drench of rain.他遇上一场倾盆大雨。
• They turned fire hoses on the people and drenched them.他们将消防水管对着人们，把他们浇了个透。