《柯南脱口秀》第94期:最伟大的摄影师

 Obviously，you've had many great successes in your career,but you are forever linked with Mary 你的职业生涯中有许多伟大时刻 但你永远与玛丽·泰勒·摩尔联系在一起

and a number of years ago you guys did this photo together and I have to ask you about it. 几年前 你们一起拍了这张照片 我必须问问你

This is not photoshopped.You and Mary Tyler Moore posed for this photograph in those outfits². 这没经过PS 你和玛丽·泰勒·摩尔 穿着这身行头摆拍了这张照片

In a manner of speaking.We did it as a couple of hoboes,which I love,like clowns. 在某种意义上说 我们以流浪汉的形象拍了一张照片 我很喜欢 就像小丑一样

And they said put on this outfit¹ and I said what is this? 他们说穿上这套衣服 我问 这是什么

We were going to do like a motorcycle thing.So I put on the outfit,I'm not kidding. 我们要拍一组机车照 于是我穿上了那套衣服 我没开玩笑

A motorcycle thing?yeah,so I thought we're going to be on a bike or something. 机车照 对 我以为我们要骑摩托车什么的

And what was the lady's name,that famous photographer?I think is Annie Lebovitz.one of the greatest photographers of all time. 那个姑娘叫什么来着 著名摄影师 安妮·莱博维茨 有史以来最伟大的摄影师之一

I'll get you for this Annie.They said just get on your knees a minute.You're so naive³. 我会为这事找你的 安妮 他们说 你跪下一会 你好天真哦

At what point does it dawn on you it's not a motorcycle thing?I guess I'm a motorcycle.I'm going to change the oil on the motorcycle. 你什么时候才意识到这不是机车照 我猜我是辆机车 我要给摩托车换机油

I didn't get it till Mary jumped on my back with that whip. 直到玛丽拿着鞭子跳到我背上 我才明白

It seems like Mary knew what was going on.Yeah,Mary knows exactly what's going on. 看样子玛丽知道这是怎么回事 对 玛丽清楚得很

Oh,yeah,she knew.your face looks like I figure it out at one point.taking a long time to bring that motorcycle around. 对 她知道 你的表情像在说 我在某一时刻才搞明白 那辆机车好久还没推来

It will haunt me till the end of my days.Much more with Dick Van Dyke⁴ after these messages. 这张照片会纠缠我到入土的那天 稍稍休息 继续采访迪克·范·戴克

 

1 outfit   

n.（为特殊用途的）全套装备，全套服装

参考例句：

• Jenney bought a new outfit for her daughter's wedding.珍妮为参加女儿的婚礼买了一套新装。
• His father bought a ski outfit for him on his birthday.他父亲在他生日那天给他买了一套滑雪用具。

2 outfits   

n.全套装备( outfit的名词复数 )；一套服装；集体；组织v.装备，配置设备，供给服装( outfit的第三人称单数 )

参考例句：

• He jobbed out the contract to a number of small outfits. 他把承包工程分包给许多小单位。 来自辞典例句
• Some cyclists carry repair outfits because they may have a puncture. 有些骑自行车的人带修理工具，因为他们车胎可能小孔。 来自辞典例句

3 naive   

adj.幼稚的，轻信的；天真的

参考例句：

• It's naive of you to believe he'll do what he says.相信他会言行一致，你未免太单纯了。
• Don't be naive.The matter is not so simple.你别傻乎乎的。事情没有那么简单。

4 dyke   

n.堤，水坝，排水沟

参考例句：

• If one sheep leap over the dyke,all the rest will follow.一只羊跳过沟，其余的羊也跟着跳。
• One ant-hole may cause the collapse of a thousand-li dyke.千里长堤，溃于蚁穴。