《柯南脱口秀》第107期:不接受废话

 You know what's funny,I have talked to you a million times.Hung out with you some.We shot some stuff together. 有趣的是 我和你聊过上百万次了 跟你一起玩过 我们拍了一些短片

And yet people are intimidated¹ by you sometimes,right?Because of you,you have a fierce 但是人们有时依然怕你 对吗

you have a fierce expression.You emanate² power and intensity³. 你的表情很凶 你给人感觉强势而严肃

These are all compliments I'm giving you. 我这是在夸奖你

But am I right that people probably get intimidated,right? 但人们会被你吓到 我说的对吗

I'm a no nonsense kind of guy,you know what I mean.No nonsense.I ain't with that,yeah. 我这人不喜欢废话 你懂吗 不废话 我不接受废话 是的

So don't give me no nonsense.I would never. 所以别拿废话糊弄我 我永远不会那样做的

I would be the last person on earth,cube,to give you nonsense. 我是世界上最不可能对你说废话的人 库珀

But is it a misconception?Are you unapproachable?You just came out now and you're smiling. 但是 这是一种误解吗 你是不是很高冷 因为你出场以后有说有笑的

What happens when people come up to you and they just want to hang out? 如果有人过来和你说 他们想跟你一起玩怎么办

Wait a minute.We can't hang out?I'm cool.I'm approachable.Just don't do anything stupid. 等等 我们不能一起玩 我很酷 平易近人 只要别做蠢事就行

Simple.Don't do anything stupid.Ok,nothing stupid. 很简单 别做蠢事就行 好的 别做蠢事

Look,Conan,don't do anything stupid and we're cool.You act like you're addressing me now.I am. 听着 柯南 别做蠢事我们就没事 你好像在对我说这话 我是在对你说

I have created a,you know,sort of a hypothetical situation and now you're making it about me. 我假设了一种情景 而你现在开始怪我了

I would never come up and do someting inappropriate uncool.You,yeah. 我永远不会对你做一些不适合或不酷的事 你吗 是的

Admit it,I'm the coolest guy you know.Coolest guy you know. 承认吧 我是你认识的最酷的人 最酷的人

You're pretty cool.You're pretty cool,no doubt.You aren't as cool as this dude right here. 你挺酷的 你挺酷的 毫无疑问 你没有这边这个家伙酷 但是

But out of all of these people in here,yeah,you probably would be the one come up and do something really stupid. 但是在这里的这么多人里 你最有可能做出一些蠢事

 

1 intimidated   

v.恐吓；威胁adj.害怕的；受到威胁的

参考例句：

• We try to make sure children don't feel intimidated on their first day at school. 我们努力确保孩子们在上学的第一天不胆怯。
• The thief intimidated the boy into not telling the police. 这个贼恫吓那男孩使他不敢向警察报告。 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 emanate   

v.发自，来自，出自

参考例句：

• Waves emanate from the same atom source.波是由同一原子辐射的。
• These chemicals can emanate certain poisonous gases.这些化学药品会散发出某些有毒的气味。

3 intensity   

n.强烈，剧烈；强度；烈度

参考例句：

• I didn't realize the intensity of people's feelings on this issue.我没有意识到这一问题能引起群情激奋。
• The strike is growing in intensity.罢工日益加剧。