《柯南脱口秀》第122期:童年经历

 I mean,I-I'm a drinker.Did you drink any of the bottles of booze while you were there? 我喜欢喝酒 那些酒瓶里有你喝的吗

Yeah,but they're mini bottles so,like,drinking all of those is like one drink.Basically¹ a drink. 有的 但那些是迷你酒瓶 所以全喝了 也只等于喝一瓶 基本上只有一瓶

There appears to be about 10,000 here.I think you're wrong. 看上去有一万个酒瓶 我觉得你算错了

I wanted to be naked² because I'm aging like the president,so I was like let's show everybody. 我想裸体是因为 我跟总统衰老得一样快 我要让大家看看

Not like our President,a president ever.They always age faster.A lot of pressure. 不是说现任总统 我是泛指 他们都老得很快 他们压力很大

Why,though?I could do it.No,just kidding. 但是为什么 我都能胜任总统 不 我只是开玩笑

But I was like,let's capture³ this before things are on the floor.So let's go. 但是我说 我们要在某些部位下垂到地板上之前留恋 我们拍吧

I think you look very sexy.Thank you.No.So horrible.You know,in the.I don't know how to sit.How do they do it? 我觉得你看起来很性感 谢谢 不 真可怕 你知道吗 我不会坐 教教人家嘛

Girls that have no idea she's sexy.I've never sat before. 好像她们不知道自己很性感一样 我从来没坐下过

We have a lot of women come here and do that.They wear skirts and they're just turning.It's fascinating.Looking up and down.Oh yeah. 很多女嘉宾都这样做 她们穿着裙子 扭来扭去 很养眼 她们看着自己 好耶

In the article you talk about they actually talk to your friends and they're all saying what is it that makes Amy so funny? 在文章中 他们采访了你的朋友们 他们都会说为什么艾米这么搞笑

What did you demreen from that?What do you think made you funny?Was it something when you were a child? 你从中获得了什么启发 你觉得你为什么搞笑 是因为童年经历吗

 

1 basically   

adv.基本上，从根本上说

参考例句：

• His heart is basically sound.他的心脏基本上健康。
• Basically I agree with your plan.我基本上同意你的计划。

2 naked   

adj.裸露的；赤裸裸的，无遮蔽的

参考例句：

• To the east of our school,there's a naked hillside.我们学校东边有片光秃秃的山坡。
• The children stripped off their clothes and swam naked in the river.孩子们脱得光溜溜的在河里游泳。

3 capture   

vt.捕获，俘获；占领，夺得；n.抓住，捕获

参考例句：

• The company is out to capture the European market.这家公司希望占据欧洲市场。
• With the capture of the escaped tiger,everyone felt relieved.逃出来的老虎被捕获后，大家都松了一口气。