《柯南脱口秀》第161期:房子着火了

 Why does everybody know that?We all know that. 大家怎么都知道啊 我们都知道

Who spread that around to the world? 谁传播到世界各地的

In what era of time were so many homes just setting ablaze¹ in the middle of the night, 什么年代 很多房子会大半夜的起火

with naked people outside?Like oh,no!Oh,no!Tell everybody. 外面站着没穿衣服的人 说着 不 不 告诉大伙儿

Also,I'm 8 years old.Is that what I need to hear before I rest my little head? 而且我才八岁 这是我休息前该听的话吗

Forget about the monsters.This thing is going to set on fire at midnight. 别管怪物了 房子半夜会着火的

You're fine.It's crazy.Now I'm a grown up,I sleep naked and I think what if the house catches on fire? 你没事啦 这很疯狂 现在我长大了 裸着睡觉 我想着 如果房子着火了呢

Who cares?What's going to happen,you guys? 谁在乎啊 会发生什么事啊 各位

I'm going to be outside naked,right?Right,yeah.That's it.That's it. 我会赤身裸体在外面 对吧 是啊 就这样 就这样

What kind of ass² hole of a neighbor would I have to have,who would make fun of my penis,While my house is on fire? 哪种混蛋邻居 会嘲笑我的老二 拜托 我的房子都着火了 好吗

Where do I live?Where do I live that these people would make fun of that? 我要住在哪里啊 哪里的人会嘲笑这种事啊

No,thank you.I say no thank you. 不 谢谢 我说了 不 谢谢

Guy came up to me after the show and he goes hey,man,you're funy but I would never sleep naked.I don't like my penis on my sheets. 有个人表演之后来找我 说 哥们 你很搞笑 但我不会裸着睡觉 我不喜欢老二碰着床单

Sir,they are your sheets.Hypothetically you can wipe your penis on everything you own. 先生 那是你的床单 理论上你可以用你拥有的任何东西来擦老二

 

1 ablaze   

adj.着火的，燃烧的；闪耀的，灯火辉煌的

参考例句：

• The main street was ablaze with lights in the evening.晚上，那条主要街道灯火辉煌。
• Forests are sometimes set ablaze by lightning.森林有时因雷击而起火。

2 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。