《柯南脱口秀》第176期:糊弄警察

 I love this story. 我喜欢这则故事

A Nebraska man was arrested after police found a container of marijuana in his car labeled "Not weed." 一名内布拉斯加男子被捕 因为警察在他车里发现一箱大麻 上面写着 不是大麻

The man's been found not not guilty. 此人已被判没有无罪

I love that.It's like no.Pretty foolproof.It's what I call my cop¹ spoiler. 我很喜欢 不是哦 多简单啊 这下能糊弄警察了

In New York,a couple,this is sweet,a couple who has been married 38 years celebrated² a joint³ birthday together. 纽约一对夫妇 好温馨 一对结婚38年的夫妇一起庆祝了生日

very nice,the theme of the party was who are you again? 派对的主题是 你是谁来着

I like when I trick them thinking it's sweet and then I'm horrible. 我就喜欢我骗他们 让他们以为是要罐鸡汤了 然后在犯浑

Hey,yesterday,Justin Bieber turned 21 years old. 昨天 贾斯汀·比伯21岁了

Justin started celebrating on Saturday five years ago. 贾斯汀为此从5年前的周六就开始庆祝了

Forget the joke because it's forgetable. 别管那个段子了 太容易被遗忘

But what I found much more interesting is that I announced that a human being was still alive after 21 years,and the audience booed.Reached 21,boo!Still alive,ey? 但我觉得更有意思的是 我宣布一个人活到了21岁 观众们居然发出嘘声 21喽 嘘 还活着呢

Seems like he's been live for 40 years. 感觉他都存在四十年了

You're a soulless group.That's what I have to say to you. 你们真冷酷 真的

 

1 cop   

n.警察；vt.抓住

参考例句：

• The cop told him to button his lip.警察叫他闭嘴。
• The robber was overpowered by the cop.抢劫犯被警察制伏。

2 celebrated   

adj.有名的，声誉卓著的

参考例句：

• He was soon one of the most celebrated young painters in England.不久他就成了英格兰最负盛名的年轻画家之一。
• The celebrated violinist was mobbed by the audience.观众团团围住了这位著名的小提琴演奏家。

3 joint   

adj.联合的，共同的；n.关节，接合处；v.连接，贴合

参考例句：

• I had a bad fall,which put my shoulder out of joint.我重重地摔了一跤，肩膀脫臼了。
• We wrote a letter in joint names.我们联名写了封信。