趣味英语第175期:如何成为像坎耶·维斯特一样的神

Liam.obi questions:

Liam.obi问到：

"How can I become God like Kanye West?"

“我怎么能成为像坎耶·维斯特一样的神？”

First of all, Kanye West isn't even a god.

首先，坎耶·维斯特并不是神。

Kanye West isn't a god himself. He can think that all he wants. Let's not get into it, people.

坎耶·维斯特不是神。他能想到他想要的一切。伙计，不要陷进去。

I didn't realize that he was.

我没发现他是神。

I thought "Kah-nee" West was some sort of actor. Kanye West. Oh, is it a girl or a boy?

我以为"Kah-nee" West是演员。坎耶·维斯特，这是女生还是男生？

I don't even know who he is. I don't know what he is, what he looks like.

我甚至不知道他是谁。我不知道他是谁，不知道他什么样。

To be like Kanye West, you gotta be a hater of everything.

要想像坎耶·维斯特一样，你要讨厌一切。

If you wanna emulate¹ him, I guess you'd have to act like a fool too.

如果你想模仿他，我认为你的行为也要像个傻瓜一样。

I suggest you find a better role model and just be yourself.

我建议你找个更好的榜样，做你自己。

Do your own thing. It doesn't have to be rapping². Say you're good at video games. Be the god at video games and just be like MOG status.

走你自己的路。没必要玩饶舌。比如你擅长电子游戏。那就做电子游戏之神，就像MOG那样的地位。

You just gotta have swag and you gotta know who you are as a person. He knows who he is and he's not gonna change that for anyone.

你要有范儿，要知道自己是谁。他知道他是谁，他不会为任何人改变。

You get a lot of money and marry someone like Kim Kardashian.

你要有很多钱，还要和像金·卡戴珊的人结婚。

Become a nice rapper or singer. Maybe you and Kanye will be like, "Hey, we should make a song together."

成为优秀的说唱歌手或歌手。也许以后你能和坎耶合作，就像这样：“嘿，我们应该合作一首歌”。

You probably already like yourself as much as he does, so that's the first part of it.

你可能已经像他一样爱自己了，这是首先要做的。

Find yourself very self-important and think that what you feel and think is more important than what anyone else thinks or feels.

你要非常自负，认为自己的感觉和想法比其他人的想法或感觉都要重要。

Be really obnoxious³ if you wanna be like Kanye West and make people feel bad about themselves. That's what Kanye West does.

如果你想成为坎耶·维斯特，那你就要令人讨厌，让其他人感觉不好。坎耶·维斯特就是这么做的。

1 emulate   

v.努力赶上或超越，与…竞争；效仿

参考例句：

• You must work hard to emulate your sister.你必须努力工作，赶上你姐姐。
• You must look at the film and try to emulate his behavior.你们必须观看这部电影，并尽力模仿他的动作。

2 rapping   

n.轻击修光（锻造中）v.突然说出( rap的现在分词 )；（公开地）严厉批评；突然大声说出；连续敲叩

参考例句：

• All at once there was a brisk rapping at the door. 这时忽听得有人急匆匆的在敲门。 来自辞典例句
• A sharp metallic rapping came on the front door. 前门上响起一阵刺耳的金属敲击声。 来自辞典例句

3 obnoxious   

adj.极恼人的，讨人厌的，可憎的

参考例句：

• These fires produce really obnoxious fumes and smoke.这些火炉冒出来的烟气确实很难闻。
• He is the most obnoxious man I know.他是我认识的最可憎的人。