生活大爆炸第八季 第67期:电影之夜

 Hi. -Hey. 嗨。-嘿。

We brought snacks for movie night. 电影之夜我们带零食来了。

Oh, great. I don't suppose you also brought napkins, clean bowls, utensils¹ and a roll of toilet paper. -Right here. 太好了。你们不会顺便还带了餐巾纸、干净的碗、餐具，外加一卷厕纸吧。-还真带了。

You guys are the best. 你们最好了。

What's with the clothes? 这些衣服是怎么回事？

Well, with all the new stuff² I bought for work, I needed to make room in my closet. 我为了工作买了不少职业装，衣橱得清出一些空位啊。

I meant why are they folded? But whatever. Ooh, what's this? 我是问这次衣服怎么是叠好的。不过随便吧。这件是干嘛的？

That, believe it or not, is my prom dress. 说了怕你们不信，那是我当年的毕业舞会裙。

Wow, you still have it? I just assumed³ it was balled up in the corner of a barn⁴ somewhere. 你还留着啊？我还以为会急忙中被揉成一团，丢到谷仓的某个角落去了。

What kind of teenager did you think I was? 你把我当年想成是哪种人了啊？

Slutty. - Easy. 淫荡。-风骚。

The word is "popular." 那是叫"受欢迎"好吗。

How was your prom? Did you go? 你当年的舞会如何？你去了吗？

No, but I was on clean-up crew. 没，但我去打扫了。

Aw, that's sad. 太可怜了。

No, it was okay. The DJ let me dance one slow song with my mop before he shut down.  不会，其实也还行。DJ在收工前，让我与我的拖把共舞了一曲慢歌。

Whenever I see a bucket of dirty water, I still hear "Lady in Red." 每当我看到一桶脏水，耳边还会响起那曲《红衣女郎》。

My prom was pretty terrible, too. I was so excited about my date, but it turned out he only asked me 'cause he liked my friend.  我当年的舞会也挺糟糕。当时我超兴奋那个男生来约我，结果发现他是为了泡我朋友所以才来约我。

He spent the whole night talking about her. 他一整个晚上都在聊我的朋友。

Okay, we get it, you had a friend and a date. Stop bragging⁵. 行行行，你有朋友又有人约。不要显摆啦。

Doesn't matter. Prom is silly anyways. 无所谓啦。毕业舞会蠢爆了。

Easy for you to say; you probably went with the captain of the football team. 你说当然容易，你当年估计是跟橄榄球队队长一起去的。

No. I just made out with him a little while his date was puking. 才不是。我只是趁他的舞伴喝吐时偷偷跟他亲热了一番。

My date would've had to clean that up. 那呕吐物就会是我的舞伴拖把来清理。

 

1 utensils   

器具，用具，器皿( utensil的名词复数 )； 器物

参考例句：

• Formerly most of our household utensils were made of brass. 以前我们家庭用的器皿多数是用黄铜做的。
• Some utensils were in a state of decay when they were unearthed. 有些器皿在出土时已经残破。

2 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。

3 assumed   

adj.假定的, 假装的 动词assume的过去式和过去分词

参考例句：

• The assumed linearity of these equations can be related to the uniformity of space and time.所假定的这些方程的线性，可归因于空间和时间的均匀性。

4 barn   

n.谷仓，饲料仓，牲口棚

参考例句：

• That big building is a barn for keeping the grain.那幢大房子是存放粮食的谷仓。
• The cows were driven into the barn.牛被赶进了牲口棚。

5 bragging   

v.自夸，吹嘘( brag的现在分词 )；大话

参考例句：

• He's always bragging about his prowess as a cricketer. 他总是吹嘘自己板球水平高超。 来自辞典例句
• Now you're bragging, darling. You know you don't need to brag. 这就是夸口，亲爱的。你明知道你不必吹。 来自辞典例句