生活大爆炸第八季 第74期:恐慌症

 Very funny. 真好笑。

Well, you wouldn't have asked me either. 不过你肯定也不会邀请我。

I would have asked you. In my head. On the way home. While I was having a good cry. 我肯定会邀请你。在我脑子里。在回家的路上。大哭的时候邀请你。

Sheldon, can I come in? 谢尔顿，我能进来吗？

I don't think that's a good idea. 我觉得还是算了吧。

Why not? 为什么？

According to an online message board, I may be having a panic attack.  根据网上的留言板说，我可能是恐慌症犯了。"足球妈妈09"也有同样的症状。

SoccerMom09 had similar symptoms. But to be fair, the twins were a real handful¹ that day. 不过说实话，她的双胞胎那天的确很不乖。

You're making me worry. What's going on? 你让我很担心。到底怎么回事？

What's going on is we're about to go to a prom.  事情是我们要去参加毕业舞会。

And there's a great deal of pressure on young couples like us to engage in what Mr. Bob Eubanks called making whoopee. 对我们这样的青年情侣来说，要做到鲍勃·尤班克斯说的那样"肆意狂欢" 有很大压力。（鲍勃·尤班克斯：美国新婚游戏节目主持人）

What pressure? All I said was you look handsome. Can you please open the door? 什么压力？我不过就说了你好帅。把门打开好吗？

It's not just that. Leonard and Penny also made comments about it.  不光是这样。莱纳德和佩妮也说了这事。

And I'm not blind. Even I looked twice when I saw my posterior in these tuxedo² pants. 我又不是瞎子，我都忍不住多看两眼我的翘臀裹在礼服裤里的样子。

So, I met Jeanie at your Aunt Gladys'. She passed me the Manischewitz, I took one look at this punim, and I almost plotzed on the kugel. 我跟珍妮相识于你阿姨格拉蒂家。她递给我犹太典礼酒，我看了这犹太美女一眼，差点犹太式"喷"到犹太布丁上。

Is this what I sound like when I talk about India? 我谈论印度时也这么烦人吗？

So, my mother's okay with this? 我妈对此没意见吗？

Why would your mother have a problem with me and Stuart? 你妈干嘛对我和斯图尔特有意见？

Cause they have a weird³, inappropriate relationship. 因为他们之间存在着不恰当的逾越之举。

Weirder⁴ than what you and I did in my dad's Corolla? 比咱俩在我爸车里"做"的事还逾越吗？

 

1 handful   

n.一把；少量，少数，一小撮

参考例句：

• We invited 30 people, but only a handful came.我们邀请了30人，但是只到了几个人。
• He pulled out a handful of coins from his pocket.他从口袋里掏出一把硬币。

2 tuxedo   

n.礼服，无尾礼服

参考例句：

• Well,you have your own tuxedo.噢，你有自己的燕尾服。
• Have I told you how amazing you look in this tuxedo?我告诉过你穿这件燕尾服看起来很棒吗？

3 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

4 weirder   

怪诞的( weird的比较级 )； 神秘而可怕的； 超然的； 古怪的

参考例句：

• Actually, things got a little weirder when the tow truck driver showed up. 事实上，在拖吊车司机出现后，事情的发展更加怪异。