生活大爆炸第八季 第167期:一起吃印度餐

 What? 怎么了？

Just thinking about the day I met you and Leonard. 想到了第一天见到你和莱纳德。

It was a Monday afternoon. You joined us for Indian food. 那是一个周一下午。你来和我们一起吃印度餐。

Can you believe it's been eight years? 真不敢相信已经八年了。

Yeah, and you're still eating our food. 你还在蹭我们的饭。

I...can't remember a time you guys weren't in my life. 我...都记不起没有你们的生活是怎样的了。

I remember it perfectly¹. But I have an eidetic memory. If you're interested, I also remember how much you owe us for the food. 我记得一清二楚。因为我过目不忘。如果你感兴趣，我还记得你总共欠我们多少饭钱。

That's it. That wasn't so bad. 时间到了。还不算太糟。

No, it wasn't. Uh, now let's tabulate² the results of the experiment. 真不算。现在我们来整理一下试验结果。

I think it's safe to say that you're not in love with me and I'm not in love with you. 可以放心地说出，你没有爱上我，我也没有爱上你。

And psychology³ has once again proved itself the doofus of the sciences. 而心理学再次自证了自己是科学中的蠢货。

Well, maybe. But I'm still glad we did it. I do feel closer to you. 也许吧。但我还是很开心我们做了这个。感觉和你更亲近了。

And I, you. And yes, that's how you say that. Yeah, so, given our newfound intimacy⁴, I'd say we have some hard choices to make. 彼此彼此。是的，这才是正确的表达方式。考虑到我们新建立的亲密度，有很多难以抉择的问题得做决定。

Like what? 比如什么？

Gary Con-- do we fly or drive? Do we wear costumes? And if so...who gets to be Gary? 加里大会。我们开车去还是搭飞机？扮还是不扮人物？如果扮...谁来扮加里？

Thank you for walking me home. 谢谢你送我回家。

I just want to make sure you get there safe. 只是想看你安全到家。

Well, this is me. It's been a very interesting evening. 好了，我到家了。今晚过得真有趣。

It really has. 确实如此。

Surprise! 惊喜！

And after I let you be Gary! 我都让你扮加里了还这样！

 

1 perfectly   

adv.完美地，无可非议地，彻底地

参考例句：

• The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.证人们个个对自己所说的话十分肯定。
• Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我们做的每件事情都是光明正大的。

2 tabulate   

v.列表，排成表格式

参考例句：

• It took me ten hours to tabulate the results.我花了十个小时把结果制成表格。
• Let me tabulate the results as follows.让我将结果列表如下。

3 psychology   

n.心理，心理学，心理状态

参考例句：

• She has a background in child psychology.她受过儿童心理学的教育。
• He studied philosophy and psychology at Cambridge.他在剑桥大学学习哲学和心理学。

4 intimacy   

n.熟悉，亲密，密切关系，亲昵的言行

参考例句：

• His claims to an intimacy with the President are somewhat exaggerated.他声称自己与总统关系密切，这有点言过其实。
• I wish there were a rule book for intimacy.我希望能有个关于亲密的规则。