生活大爆炸第八季 第168期:小宇宙都爆发了

 I was unstoppable. I mean, I was...I was on fire.  感觉来了挡都挡不住。我是说，我当时整个小宇宙都爆发了。

It was like my mind and my body were totally connected, like-like athletes must feel when they're in the zone. 犹如进入身心合一之境。运动员们在进入状态时估计就是这感觉。

Again, it was miniature golf. 刚才只是打个迷你高尔夫好吗。

Admit it, you're a little turned on. 承认被我迷到"性"致盎然了吧。

You can't be this proud. 你不能这么洋洋得意。

Why not? 为什么不行？

Because I beat you. 因为你被我虐爆了。

Hey. - Hey. 好啊。-好啊。

Oh, good. You're back. 太好了。你们回来了。

We have some exciting news. 我们有一件令人高兴的事宣布。

Okay. 好吧。

As you know, Amy and I have been together a long time, and a lot of things I never thought possible now seem possible. 你们也知道，我和艾米在一起挺久了。很多我曾经以为不可能会发生的事，现在看来也很有可能。

Okay... 好的...

After a careful evaluation¹ of our relationship, we decided² that the time was right to take a step forward. 在谨慎地审视我们这段感情后，我们觉得现在是时候迈出下一步了。

Okay. 好的。

Do you want to say it? 你想来宣布吗？

Let's say it together. 我们一起宣布吧。

We're getting a turtle! 我们要养只乌龟！

This is why I've been saying we should keep champagne³ on ice. 这就是为啥我说要保持有冰镇好的香槟。

Sarcasm⁴? - Yes. 讽刺吗？-是的。

Okay. That was tricky⁵, 'cause when it comes to alcohol, she generally means business. 好吧。这题挺有难度，因为通常跟酒相关的事她都是说真的，从不开玩笑。

Well, we're-we're very happy for you. - Yes. 我们很为你们感到高兴。-是的。

Thank you. Acquiring a joint⁶ pet is a big step for us. 谢谢。一起养一只宠物对我们而言是件大事。

No. It's true. It means that we care so much about each other, there's enough left over for an eight-ounce reptile⁷. 这是真的。这代表我们在乎对方到还能有多余的关爱，来分给一只200克的爬行动物。

Why a turtle? 为什么选乌龟？

After much deliberation, we've determined⁸ that a turtle is the ideal pet. They don't shed fur, they don't make noise... 在一番深思熟虑过后，我们决定乌龟是最理想的宠物。他们不会掉毛，不会发出声音...

For Halloween, we can dress him as a cobblestone. 万圣节时还能他把打扮成一颗鹅卵石。

And if he ever goes berserk, I know I can outrun him. Coincidentally, that's also why I chose you as a roommate. 如果哪天他发狂，我肯定也跑得比他快。而无独有偶的是，这也是我选你当室友的理由。

Well, congratulations. Who would've thought you two would be the first in our group to start a family? 恭喜恭喜。谁会料到我们这帮人里你们是第一对有儿女的人呢？

That's what I said! 我也这么说！

 

1 evaluation   

n.估价，评价；赋值

参考例句：

• I attempted an honest evaluation of my own life.我试图如实地评价我自己的一生。
• The new scheme is still under evaluation.新方案还在评估阶段。

2 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

3 champagne   

n.香槟酒；微黄色

参考例句：

• There were two glasses of champagne on the tray.托盘里有两杯香槟酒。
• They sat there swilling champagne.他们坐在那里大喝香槟酒。

4 sarcasm   

n.讥讽，讽刺，嘲弄，反话 （adj.sarcastic）

参考例句：

• His sarcasm hurt her feelings.他的讽刺伤害了她的感情。
• She was given to using bitter sarcasm.她惯于用尖酸刻薄语言挖苦人。

5 tricky   

adj.狡猾的，奸诈的；(工作等)棘手的，微妙的

参考例句：

• I'm in a rather tricky position.Can you help me out?我的处境很棘手，你能帮我吗？
• He avoided this tricky question and talked in generalities.他回避了这个非常微妙的问题，只做了个笼统的表述。

6 joint   

adj.联合的，共同的；n.关节，接合处；v.连接，贴合

参考例句：

• I had a bad fall,which put my shoulder out of joint.我重重地摔了一跤，肩膀脫臼了。
• We wrote a letter in joint names.我们联名写了封信。

7 reptile   

n.爬行动物；两栖动物

参考例句：

• The frog is not a true reptile.青蛙并非真正的爬行动物。
• So you should not be surprised to see someone keep a reptile as a pet.所以，你不必惊奇有人养了一只爬行动物作为宠物。

8 determined   

adj.坚定的；有决心的

参考例句：

• I have determined on going to Tibet after graduation.我已决定毕业后去西藏。
• He determined to view the rooms behind the office.他决定查看一下办公室后面的房间。