伍迪单口相声精选 第16期:宠物Pets

 　　When I was little boy, I wanted a dog desperately¹, and we had no money. I was a tiny kid, and my parents couldn't get me a dog, 'cause we just didn't have the money, so they got me, instead of a dog - they told me it was a dog - they got me an ant.

　　在我还是小孩子的时候，我非常希望得到一条狗，但是我们家没有钱。我是个小小孩，我父母无法买狗给我，因为我们就是没有钱，于是他们没有买狗给我，而是给了我一只蚂蚁——他们告诉我那就是狗。

　　And I didn't know any better, y'know, I thought it was a dog, I was a dumb kid.

　　我一点也不知道，我以为它就是一只狗，我是个笨孩子。

　　Called it 'Spot'. I trained it, y'know.

　　我叫它“点点”，我还训练它。

　　Coming home late one night, Sheldon Finklestein tried to bully² me.

　　有天晚上我回家晚了，谢尔顿·芬克尔斯汀想欺负我。

　　Spot was with me. And I said "Kill!", and Sheldon stepped on my dog.

　　“点点”就在我身边。我说：“杀！”谢尔顿一脚踏在了我的狗身上。

1 desperately   

adv.极度渴望地，绝望地，孤注一掷地

参考例句：

• He was desperately seeking a way to see her again.他正拼命想办法再见她一面。
• He longed desperately to be back at home.他非常渴望回家。

2 bully   

n.恃强欺弱者，小流氓；vt.威胁，欺侮

参考例句：

• A bully is always a coward.暴汉常是懦夫。
• The boy gave the bully a pelt on the back with a pebble.那男孩用石子掷击小流氓的背脊。