伍迪单口相声精选 第16期:宠物Pets
When I was little boy, I wanted a dog desperately, and we had no money. I was a tiny kid, and my parents couldn't get me a dog, 'cause we just didn't have the money, so they got me, instead of a dog - they told me it was a dog - they got me an ant. 在
伍迪单口相声精选 第17期:我的爷爷My Grandfather
Wanted to flash this watch, I flash it all the time. 一直想炫耀一下这块表,我总是拿它来炫耀。 It's my antique pocket watch, and it makes me look British, and I need that for my analysis. 这是我的古董怀表,它让我带有英
伍迪单口相声精选 第18期:我的婚姻My Marriage
I wanted to discuss my marriage, 'cause that's important. My marriage, or as it was known, The Oxbow Incident. 我想谈论一下我的婚姻,因为那很重要。我的婚姻,正如人们所知的那样,是个牛轭事件 【1】。 I had a ro
伍迪单口相声精选 第19期:胸袋里的子弹Bullet In My Breast Pocket
Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet...a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. 几年前,我妈妈给我一颗子弹一颗子弹,我把它放在我的胸袋里。 Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist
伍迪单口相声精选 第20期:纽约大学N.Y.U.
I used to go to New York University a long time ago, which is in Greenwich Village, that's where I started, and I was, ah, in love in my freshman year. 很久以前我曾就读于纽约大学,它位于格林尼治村,在那里当我大一的时候我