【小龟乐游记】奇异人生（5）

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Max: I need to go to my room and return Warren's __(1)__.

Victoria: Oh look, it's Max Caulfield, the selfie ho of Blackwell. What a lame¹ gimmick². Even Mark --Mr. Jefferson-- falls for your waif hipster bullshit. "The Daguerreian Process, Sir!" You could barely even say that. I guess you got your meds filled. Since you know all the answers, I guess you have to find another way into the dorm. We ain't moving. Oh wait, hold that pose! So original. Don't worry, Max, I'll put a vintage fiter on it right before I post it ____(2)____. Now, why don't you go fuck your selfie? What the hell? Are you kidding? Look at this...

Courtney: Chill, Victoria. It's just water--

Victoria: Yeah, water on my cashmere! Do you know how much this fucking _(3)_ cost?

Courtney: You look... great.

Victoria: I can't even chill on the steps... No way! No fucking way!

Courtney: You okay, Victoria?

Samuel: Ol' Samuel is sorry. Wet paint is not good for hair, nope. Sorry--

Victoria: Get the hell away from me, weirdo!

Courtney: Hold on, hold on, we'll get some _(4)_... We'll be right back!

Victoria: So move your ass³, before I dry!

Max: Uh...hey, Victoria...

Victoria: What do you want, Max?

1 lame   

adj.跛的，(辩解、论据等)无说服力的

参考例句：

• The lame man needs a stick when he walks.那跛脚男子走路时需借助拐棍。
• I don't believe his story.It'sounds a bit lame.我不信他讲的那一套。他的话听起来有些靠不住。

2 gimmick   

n.(为引人注意而搞的)小革新，小发明

参考例句：

• He dismissed the event as just a publicity gimmick.他不理会这件事，只当它是一种宣传手法。
• It is just a public relations gimmick.这只不过是一种公关伎俩。

3 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。