幽默学习第十四期

　　We were all tired after a difficult faculty¹ meeting. The dean chairing it complained, "Have you noticed all these gray hairs I've been getting? Do you realize that when I took this job four years ago, I didn't have a single one?" "That's no problem," consoled another professor who was virtually bald. "Just do what I do. Whenever you notice a gray hair, yank it out."

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n.才能；学院，系；(学院或系的)全体教学人员

参考例句：

• He has a great faculty for learning foreign languages.他有学习外语的天赋。
• He has the faculty of saying the right thing at the right time.他有在恰当的时候说恰当的话的才智。