老师与学生对话时候闹出来的笑话

                        

       1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

　　GEORGE: Here it is!

　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

　　CLASS: George!

　　2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

　　ELLEN: I is...

　　TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

　　ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet¹."

　　3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　CLASS: Big hands!

　　4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

　　TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish² you if you didn't?

　　STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

　　5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

　　SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

1 alphabet   

n.字母表，符号系统

参考例句：

• There are 26 letters in the English alphabet.英语字母表中有26个字母。
• The last letter of the alphabet is Z.字母表的最后一个字母是Z。

2 punish   

v.惩罚，处罚

参考例句：

• Don't punish the boy for no good reason.不要莫明其妙地惩罚孩子。
• How do your parents punish you?你的父母如何处罚你？