生活大爆炸第八季 第1期:心灵疗伤铁路之旅

 Previously on The Big Bang Theory. 《生活大爆炸》前情提要。

We were worried about you. 我们担心你。

Don't be melodramatic. 别这么夸张。

I'm just getting on a train and leaving forever. 我只是准备登上火车永远离开。

Well, so a few things don't go your way and your best decision is to ride the rails like a hobo? 生活中有几件事不如你意，你就决定像个流浪汉般坐火车远走高飞吗？

Leonard, I am overwhelmed. 莱纳德，我不知所措。

Everything is changing, and it's simply too much. 一切都在改变，多到让人无法接受。

I need to get away and think. 我需要离开，好好想想。

Sheldon...-Yes? 谢尔顿...-什么事？

I'm gonna miss you. 我会想你的。

Of course you are. 这不废话吗。

You just made that easier. 慢走不送。

Excuse me. Is it at all possible that you're knitting a pair of pants? 打扰一下。有没有可能你现在打的是毛线裤呢？

Oh, well, no, you're understandably terrified. But, you know, allow me to explain. 别走，你感到害怕是可以理解的。但请给我个机会解释。

45 days ago, um, I embarked¹ on a railroad journey of healing because my university was making me do string theory, and my favorite comic book store burned down, and when my roommate got engaged,  45天前，我开启了一段心灵疗伤铁路之旅，因为当时我的大学逼我研究弦理论，而我最喜爱的漫画店发生了火灾，我的室友还订婚了，

my girlfriend wanted to move in with me, which was no doubt a ploy² just to see my - well, excuse my language, but my bathing suit parts. 而我女朋友想搬进来跟我同居，而那明显是幌子，她的目的...抱歉失礼了，是染指我小裤裤里的东西。

Uh, sir, may I use your phone? 先生，能借用一下电话吗？

I don't think so. 恐怕不能。

Yeah, well, I understand that I'm half naked, but there is a reasonable explanation. 好吧，我知道我现在是半裸的，但是我有个合理的解释。

While I slept in my sleeper³ car, all my possessions were stolen. 我在火车卧铺上睡觉时东西全被偷走了。

Now, typically, I wear pajamas⁴, but I recently adopted a hobo lifestyle and pajamas are the sleep-pants of the Man. 通常来说，我都会穿睡裤，但最近我习惯了流浪汉的生活方式，而睡裤是普通人穿来睡觉的。

I'll have you know, Mahatma Gandhi wore no pants and a nation rallied behind him! 我告诉你，圣雄甘地也没穿裤子，全印度还不是团结起来支持他！

My good man...Now, before you walk away...I know that I may appear deranged⁵, but I am, in fact, a world-renowned physicist⁶. 老兄在你走之前我想说我可能看起来像疯子，但其实我是一个世界闻名的物理学家。

Ask me the difference between a boson and a fermion. 不信你问我玻色子跟费米子的差异。

Go ahead, ask! Bosons have integer spin, fermions have half-integer spin! 来啊，你问吧！玻色子自旋为整数，费米子自旋为半整数！

My legs are getting cold! 我的腿好冷！

Why won't anybody help me? 为什么没人帮帮我呢？

 

1 embarked   

乘船( embark的过去式和过去分词 )； 装载； 从事

参考例句：

• We stood on the pier and watched as they embarked. 我们站在突码头上目送他们登船。
• She embarked on a discourse about the town's origins. 她开始讲本市的起源。

2 ploy   

n.花招，手段

参考例句：

• I think this is just a government ploy to deceive the public.我认为这只是政府欺骗公众的手段。
• Christmas should be a time of excitement and wonder,not a cynical marketing ploy.圣诞节应该是兴奋和美妙的时刻，而不该是一种肆无忌惮的营销策略。

3 sleeper   

n.睡眠者，卧车，卧铺

参考例句：

• I usually go up to London on the sleeper. 我一般都乘卧车去伦敦。
• But first he explained that he was a very heavy sleeper. 但首先他解释说自己睡觉很沉。

4 pajamas   

n.睡衣裤

参考例句：

• At bedtime,I take off my clothes and put on my pajamas.睡觉时，我脱去衣服，换上睡衣。
• He was wearing striped pajamas.他穿着带条纹的睡衣裤。

5 deranged   

adj.疯狂的

参考例句：

• Traffic was stopped by a deranged man shouting at the sky.一名狂叫的疯子阻塞了交通。
• A deranged man shot and killed 14 people.一个精神失常的男子开枪打死了14人。

6 physicist   

n.物理学家，研究物理学的人

参考例句：

• He is a physicist of the first rank.他是一流的物理学家。
• The successful physicist never puts on airs.这位卓有成就的物理学家从不摆架子。