生活大爆炸第八季 第153期:搬出你妈的房子

 Howie, if the store succeeds, Stuart has a source of income, and he can move out of your mother's house. 华仔，等漫画店成功，斯图尔特有了收入，他就能搬出你妈的房子。

Seems like some old furniture is a reasonable price to pay for that. 付出这些旧家具作为代价还是挺划算的。

That is a good point. But I didn't marry you for good points. I married you to blindly support me no matter how ridiculous I'm being! 这倒是个好理由。可是我跟你结婚不是为了好理由。我跟你结婚是为了不管我有多荒谬，你都会盲目支持我！

This is why I had to rewrite our wedding vows¹. 所以我才改写了我们的结婚誓言啊。

Hi, we're here to pick up an order for Comic Center. 你好，我们来拿漫画中心订的餐。

Sure, let me go check on that. 好，让我查一下。

Dude, I-I think that's Nathan Fillion. 我觉得那是内森·菲利安。

Oh yeah, look at that. 真的是他。

And he's picking the tomatoes out of his salad just like I do. 他正在挑掉沙拉里的番茄，跟我一样。

I always did feel a connection with him. Oh, I have got an idea. 我一直觉得自己跟他有缘。我有个主意。

We're not selling his tomatoes on eBay. 我们不会去拍卖网站上卖他的番茄。

No, if we got Captain Reynolds from Firefly to do a signing at Stuart's store, that would be amazing. 如果我们能让《萤火虫》里的雷诺兹船长去斯图尔特的店办签名会，那一定超棒。

That would be great. 一定很棒。

So should we go talk to him? 所以我们要过去搭话吗？

I don't know. I mean, if he's not nice, it's gonna make it hard for me to watch him in anything again. 我不知道。如果他态度不好，以后他演的剧我就没法看了。

What? ! The-the guy who plays Jon Snow was a jerk². We still watch Game of Thrones. 什么？！演琼恩·雪诺的是个混蛋，我们还是在看《权利的游戏》啊。

He was a jerk because you rear-ended him. 他是混蛋是因为你追了他的尾。

I was distracted³. It's weird⁴ seeing a member of the Night's Watch with a kayak strapped⁵ to his car. Come on. 我注意力被分散了嘛。一个守夜人的车上绑着皮划艇确实很奇怪嘛。来吧。

Hi, excuse me, s-s...I-I don't mean to bother you, but we're just really big fans of Firefly. A-And Dr. Horrible. 你好，抱歉，我们不想打扰您，可我们真的非常喜欢《萤火虫》。还有《恐怖博士》。

Oh, uh, I think you made a mistake. I'm not an actor. 我想你们认错人了。我不是演员。

Don't say that. I mean, you're not Dame⁶ Judi Dench, but you're pretty great. 别这么说。虽然没到朱迪·丹奇女爵士的等级，但你也挺不错的。（知名英国女演员，曾获英国电影学院终身成就奖）

 

1 vows   

誓言( vow的名词复数 )； 郑重宣布，许愿

参考例句：

• Matrimonial vows are to show the faithfulness of the new couple. 婚誓体现了新婚夫妇对婚姻的忠诚。
• The nun took strait vows. 那位修女立下严格的誓愿。

2 jerk   

n.（口语）笨蛋，性情古怪的人，急拉，肌肉抽搐；v.痉挛，急拉，急推，急动

参考例句：

• Just keep that jerk off me.让那个笨蛋离开我。
• The knife was stuck but she pulled it out with a jerk.那把刀子被卡住了，她猛地一拔，把它拔了出来。

3 distracted   

a.注意力分散的，思想不集中的

参考例句：

• When working, one should concentrate and not allow oneself to be distracted. 工作时要集中精力，不要分心。
• Noise outside distracted her mind from her studies. 门外的噪音使她心神不宁，无法集中注意力学习。

4 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

5 strapped   

adj.用皮带捆住的，用皮带装饰的；身无分文的；缺钱；手头紧v.用皮带捆扎(strap的过去式和过去分词)；用皮带抽打；包扎；给…打绷带

参考例句：

• Make sure that the child is strapped tightly into the buggy. 一定要把孩子牢牢地拴在婴儿车上。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The soldiers' great coats were strapped on their packs. 战士们的厚大衣扎捆在背包上。 来自《简明英汉词典》

6 dame   

n.女士

参考例句：

• The dame tell of her experience as a wife and mother.这位年长妇女讲了她作妻子和母亲的经验。
• If you stick around,you'll have to marry that dame.如果再逗留多一会，你就要跟那个夫人结婚。