生活大爆炸第八季 第155期:我就是他

 All right, fine. I'm him. 好吧。我就是他。

And you're eating alone at a deli. I don't buy it, you're not him. 结果你自己一个人在熟食店吃饭吗。我不信，你不是他。

I just wanted to eat my lunch in peace. But I really am him. 我就想安静地吃个午饭。不过我确实是他。

And thank you very much for being a fan. If you want, uh, let's take a picture. 多谢你们能成为我的粉丝。你们要是想，可以跟我合照。

That would be great. - Great. - Yeah, thank you. - You bet. 那太好了。-好啊。-谢谢。-当然。

Wait, hang on. If you're really Nathan Fillion, what's the line from Firefly about your bonnet¹? 等等。如果你真的是内森·菲利安，《萤火虫》里关于你帽子那句台词是什么？

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. 以我美丽的花帽子起誓，我要了结了你。

That's it, that's the line. 没错，就是这句。

Although...I knew the line, doesn't make me Nathan Fillion. 不过...我也知道台词，但我也不是内森·菲利安啊。

Do you want the picture or not? 你到底想不想拍照了？

I want a picture with Nathan Fillion. 我想和内森·菲利安拍照。

How about a picture with a guy who looks like Nathan Fillion but a little more annoyed than Nathan Fillion usually is? 跟一个长的像内森·菲利安、 但是要比平时的内森·菲利安更暴走一点的人呢？

What do you think? 你怎么想？

Eh, it's good enough for Facebook. 放脸书上是够了。

I can't believe they did that. 不敢相信他们居然那么做。

I know, it's so insulting. At one point, they had me figure out how to get a banana out of a puzzle box. 我知道，太侮辱人了。有一次，他们还让我把香蕉从一个机关盒里拿出来。

Wait, Sheldon gave me a banana in a box. He was testing me, too. 等等，谢尔顿也给过我香蕉盒。他也在测试我。

Unbelievable. 难以置信。

And how could a chimp² even solve that? That was impossible. 而且黑猩猩怎么可能打开嘛？根本不可能。

Really? You couldn't get it out? 真的吗？你没拿出来吗？

 

1 bonnet   

n.无边女帽；童帽

参考例句：

• The baby's bonnet keeps the sun out of her eyes.婴孩的帽子遮住阳光，使之不刺眼。
• She wore a faded black bonnet garnished with faded artificial flowers.她戴着一顶褪了色的黑色无边帽，帽上缀着褪了色的假花。

2 chimp   

n.黑猩猩

参考例句：

• In fact,the color of gorilla and chimp are light-color.其实大猩猩和黑猩猩的肤色是较为浅的。
• The chimp is the champ.猩猩是冠军。