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Jim plays golf down in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. The course was built right next to a cemetery. One of the greens is right next to the fence that separates the golf course from the cemetery. One afternoon,...
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While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name h...
A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all w...
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After a recent move, I made up a list of companies, agencies, and services that needed to know my new address and phoned each one to ask for the change to be made. Everything went smoothly until I cal...
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My husband, who drives an 18-wheeler, was halfway across a narrow bridge when his truck broke down. Placing hazard markers behind, he returned to his cab to wait for the tow truck. A few moments later...
第五法、英语“卡壳”之无厘头解决法 周奔驰在英语角最尴尬的事情是：自己在向美眉表达@#0的过程中，时常由于不知道某个单词或短语而突然“卡壳”...
第三日：周笨驰的大话：“说中文太俗了” 有了咖啡厅当场和洋美眉开口说英语的经历，周笨驰开始信心百倍，有空就去星巴克和老外主动搭话，晚上更...
第二日：星巴克耍酷纪实 周笨驰上次和English美眉第一次用英语交谈后，感到程咬金的“小板斧”真是立竿见影、威力无穷，于是就自己从英语书上抄了很...
第一日：脱口而出“小板斧” 笨学生的“小嘀咕”： 拜托，俺的英语老底儿其实只相当于高中英语，千万不要让陌生的单词、高深的语法把俺对英语的一...
你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗？有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反…… Yes = No. No = Yes. Maybe = No. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry. We need = I want. It's your decision = The...
