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英语笑话听力+文本：A story 一个故事
Listen and Share 知行哈哈糖 A story 一个故事 词汇扫描 pathologist pathologist 病理学家 open up 打开 compromise 妥协 英文原文 As a speech pathologist, I often ask patients to tell me a personal story in order to get them to op
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英语笑话听力+文本：金鱼在猫咪的肚子里
【生词预览】 peer凝视， cheeky-faced胖嘟嘟的，concerned关心的，awfully非常地，heap堆 【笑话原文】 The Goldfish Is inside Your Cat 金鱼在猫咪的肚子里 Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbo
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英语笑话听力+文本：心不在焉的丈夫
【生词预览】 Absent-minded 心不在焉的 business trip 出差 portable 便携的、手提的 spouse 配偶 combination 密码组合 anniversary 结婚周年 【笑话原文】 An Absent-minded Husband I was accompanying my husband on a busine
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英语笑话听力+文本：Airplane Talk 飞机上的谈话
En route to Hawaii, I noticed one of my passengers in the coach section of the airplane dialing her cell phone. Excuse me. That can't be on during the flight, I reminded her. Besides, we're over the ocean-you won't get a signal out here. That's okay,
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英语笑话听力+文本：我是镇上唯一的掘墓人
Only gravedigger in town 镇上唯一的掘墓人 词汇扫描 seminar ['seminɑ:] 讨论班 make up 补偿 insist [in'sist] 坚持 postpone [p?ust'p?un] 推迟 英文原文 One of my students could not take my college seminar final exam because of a
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英语笑话听力+文本：Mad at her computer 她生电脑的气
Mad at her computer 她生电脑的气 词汇扫描 impaired 受损的 animatedly 活跃的 swear发誓 英文原文 The community college where my ex-husband teaches is next door to the North Carolina School for the Deaf. One day he entered the comp
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英语笑话听力+文本：听笑话学英语:Perfume and new marker 香水和麦克笔
Perfume and new marker 香水和麦克笔 词汇扫描 Instructional assistant 指导员助理 Second-graders 二年级生 Perfume 香水 Marker 麦克笔 英文原文 As an instructional assistant for a public school, part of my job involves teachin
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英语笑话听力+文本：我用自己的作业来证明简洁
Listen and Share Succinct 简洁 词汇扫描 take class 修 课程 assignment 作业 succinct 简洁 英文原文 When my husband was taking a college English class, his teacher announced, For your assignment, I want you to describe yourselves in te
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英语笑话听力+文本：Please speak English 请讲英语
Please speak English 请讲英语 词汇扫描 exterior angle （几何形状的）外角 corresponding 对应的 interior angle（几何形状的）内角 take notes 记笔记 英文原文 I'm a high school geometry teacher and I started one lesson
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英语笑话听力+文本：不要突然拜访正在上大学的子女
Surprise, surprise 惊喜 词汇扫描 swing 悬摆 fraternity 大学兄弟会 porch 门廊 英文原文 Don't ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college. You might be the one getting the surprise. I learned this the hard way when I swung by my
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英语笑话听力+文本：我还不知道老鼠长什么样子
What a rat looked like 老鼠是什么样子的 词汇扫描 posh 豪华的 slide 幻灯片 remedy 纠正 stow 安置 英文原文 Rodents had overrun a posh private school near New York City. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspe
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英语笑话听力+文本：我想有资格来回答事物的本质
Essence of things 事物的本质 词汇扫描 master 硕士学位 essence 本质 英文原文 Wondering why my niece, Charlotte, was returning to college to get a master's in philosophy, I asked, What can you do with a degree like that? Well, she ex
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英语笑话听力+文本：找借口来逃避逾期不还书的罚金
Books overdue 逾期不还的书 英文原文 While working in the library at a university, I was often shocked by the excuses students would use to get out of paying their fees for overdue books. One evening an older student returned two books that
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英语笑话听力+文本："我也需要一个有钱的男人"
I need a rich men too 我也需一个有钱男人 词汇扫描 jangling 摆弄某件东西 distract [dis'tr?kt] 转移或分散 英文原文 We were discussing the don'ts of public speaking in the PR class I teach. Don'ts include a man reaching into
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英语笑话听力+文本：也许真管用(maybe it works)
[00:11.27]Maybe it works 也许真管用！ [00:21.85]词汇扫描 [00:25.55]Speech course 演讲课 [00:29.05]Honor 纪念 [00:32.59]Patience 耐心 [00:36.18]Remind 提醒 [00:39.66]Reinforce 加强 [00:43.64]英文原文 [00:45.31]During the colle
