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英语笑话听力+文本：Quotes in the movie电影里的引语
Quotes in the movie 电影里的引语 A friend and I went to a screening of the movie hamlet at Southern Illinois University in Carbondale. I was struck by the beauty of the language, thinking how even today Shakespeare's writing remains powerful an
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英语笑话听力+文本：Modern chivalry现代骑士精神
[00:23.83]fare 费用 [00:26.35]downpour 暴雨 [00:29.86]puddle 水洼 [00:33.13]destination 目的地 [00:36.67]chivalry 骑士精神 [00:40.38]英文原文 [00:42.74]Sitting in his cab waiting for a fare, my friend's husband, William, [00:46.78]wa
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英语笑话听力+文本：Want to be a teacher想当老师
[00:25.04]senior 高三学生 [00:28.56]babble 不停地说 [00:31.78]life's calling 人生目标 [00:35.82]misspell 拼写错误 [00:39.68]英文原文 [00:41.13]When I was a high school senior, [00:42.66]I saw an inspirational ad on TV about becomi
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英语笑话听力+文本：What's up babe?宝贝,最近怎么样了?
[00:25.03]sushi bar 寿司店 [00:28.57]accent 口音 [00:31.94]patron 顾客 [00:34.97]observe 注意到 [00:38.22]wasabi 芥辣 [00:42.20]英文原文 [00:43.50]Working as a server at a sushi bar, [00:46.26]I saw a customer trying to get my attenti
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英语笑话听力+文本：Scroll down往下滚轮
Scroll down 往下滚轮 My husband and I are both in an Internet business, but he's the one who truly lives, eats and breathes computers. I finally realized how bad it had gotten when I was scratching his back one day. No, not there, he directed. Sc
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英语笑话听力+文本：In the middle of nowhere这到底是哪？
[00:25.23]divert 攺道 [00:28.12]approach 接近 [00:31.13]be familiar with 熟悉 [00:35.09]英文原文 [00:36.92]Stormy weather diverted our Dallas-bound flight to another airport. [00:40.53]As we approached the runway, the pilot came on the inte
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英语笑话听力+文本：Beer for washing hair 啤酒是洗头用的
Beer for washing hair 啤酒是洗头用的 Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it. Th
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英语笑话听力+文本：Bargain讨价还价
[00:24.82]used-car 二手车 [00:28.53]in great condition 情况不错 [00:32.47]feign 假装 [00:37.10]英文原文 [00:38.01]My son, a used-car dealer, [00:39.77]showed his customer a 2005 Chevy in great condition. [00:43.20]And it's only $7, 000,
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英语笑话听力+文本：Arrange the lunar eclipse安排月蚀
[00:41.52]A listener called the disc jockey on the air at our radio station [00:44.83]to ask about the upcoming lunar eclipse. [00:47.66]The eclipse can be seen at 1:30 in the morning, the DJ told her. [00:51.28]That late? the listener snapped. [00:5
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英语笑话听力+文本：Wrong Way错误方向
Wrong Way 错误方向 As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, Fred, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 94. Please be carefu
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英语笑话听力+文本：Are you a normal person你是正常人吗
Are you a normal person？ 你是正常人吗？ During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized? Well... said the director, we fill up a bathtub, and we offe
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英语笑话听力+文本：Leave the color把颜色留下
[00:24.73]local 当地的 [00:27.77]one-time fee 一次性付费 [00:32.14]disconnecting 中断 [00:36.11]object to 反对 [00:39.69]calmly 平静地 [00:43.22]英文原文 [00:44.72]Years ago, people rented phones from the local telephone company [0
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英语笑话听力+文本：A dog can play the piano会弹钢琴的狗
A dog can play the piano 会弹钢琴的狗 A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, Get out of here with that dog! The guy says, But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano! The bartender replies, Well, if he can p
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英语笑话听力+文本：Keep driving my truck继续开我的卡车
[00:24.95]under his belt 带着（经验） [00:29.30]dash 打碎 [00:33.29]sympathize 同情 [00:36.63]英文原文 [00:38.21]With several years of Army National Guard duty under his belt, [00:42.02]my roommate applied for officer training. [00:44.2
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英语笑话听力+文本：Truly American scholar果然是美国学者
Truly American scholar 果然是美国学者 [00:07.29]Listen and Share [00:11.44]Truly American scholar 果然是美国学者 [00:24.64]词汇扫描 [00:28.46]involve 与有关 [00:31.85]history archive 历史档案馆 [00:36.26]station 驻扎 [00:3
