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英语笑话听力+文本：吝啬鬼的生日派对
【生词预览】 notorious声名狼藉的，cheap skate 吝啬鬼 【笑话原文】 The Mean Mans Party The notorious cheap skate was explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. W
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英语笑话听力+文本：国王的兄弟
【生词预览】 charity善心，kingdred亲属关系，moan呻吟 【笑话原文】 The Kings Brother A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain, asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. Thinking desiring to know how h
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英语笑话听力+文本：礼物该给谁
【生词预览】 summon召唤，obedient顺从的，talk back顶嘴 【笑话原文】 Who Should Be Given the Present A father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, Wh
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英语笑话听力+文本：绳子还是公牛？
【生词预览】 ox牛，out of缺少 【笑话原文】 Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of
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英语笑话听力+文本：直接从美国来的
【生词预览】 deposit存入，counter柜台，utter说／讲 【笑话原文】 Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US
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英语笑话听力+文本：又没病了
【生词预览】 roast烤制的，send over发送 【笑话原文】 Got Well One day a boy came to his teacher and said，Teacher, my father wants to know if you like roast pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very
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英语笑话听力+文本：推荐信
【生词预览】 human resources人力资源，firm公司 【笑话原文】 Letter of Recommendation When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. Since I've been with the firm for so long, he said, I thi
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英语笑话听力+文本：急需一辆新车
【生词预览】 dealership代理／经销，figure认为，lousy恶劣的，jovially愉快地 【笑话原文】 Want A New Car Real Bad Snow was falling heavily the day I decided to visit a car dealership. I was confident Id get a great deal, fig
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英语笑话听力+文本：还有别的门吗
【生词预览】 tardiness拖延，unacceptable不可接受的 【笑话原文】 Is There Another Door? Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una
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英语笑话听力+文本：他被解雇了吗
【生词预览】 scheme计划，random任意的，strike up开始（谈话），reprimand训斥 【笑话原文】 Was He Fired? A co-worker had a unique scheme to meet women. Hed call a random number. If a man picked up, he apologized for dialing
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英语笑话听力+文本：这就是垃圾
【生词预览】 can桶，haul运送，trash垃圾 【笑话原文】 The Garbage Can Is the Garbage Ive been hauling trash for years, so when the sign Garbage appeared on trash can, I replaced it with my own note, After 20 years on the job, I know
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英语笑话听力+文本：三只我都买了
【生词预览】 roaster供烤食的食物（土豆、鸡等），butcher肉贩，counter柜台 【笑话原文】 Ill Take All Three When a woman requested a whole roaster at the market, the butcher didnt let on that the bird was the last one. Do
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英语笑话听力+文本：梦寐以求的工作
【生词预览】 test测试，list列出，sternly严厉地 【笑话原文】 My Dream Job I found a dream jobtesting computer games. My first day at work I was listing testing plans in an Excel program when my manager walked by. He looked at my s
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英语笑话听力+文本：雇一个保镖吧
【生词预览】 bodyguard保镖，pistol手枪，evaluate评估 【笑话原文】 Hire A Bodygaurd When my new job required me to transport valuables, I decided I needed a gun for protection. Since I knew next to nothing about firearms, I joined
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英语笑话听力+文本：窃贼也找不到
【生词预览】 burglar窃贼，show up出现，expect预料 【笑话原文】 A Burglar Cant Find Me Either My brother got a call from a security firm that offered him a promotional burglar alarm at no charge. Happy to get something for free, he
