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英语笑话听力+文本：是灯吸引的他们吗
【生词预览】 deliver生产（婴儿）lantern灯笼，attendance出席 【笑话原文】 Is It the Light that's Attracting Them? Mike lives in the countryside with no electricity. One night, Mike's wife begins to deliver the baby. The local do
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英语笑话听力+文本：五局三胜
【生词预览】 chess象棋，astonishment惊讶，exclaim惊呼 【笑话原文】 Beaten Him Three Games out of Five A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a wh
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英语笑话听力+文本：广告的效力
【生词预览】 effectiveness效用，dealer商人，watch-dog监察人员， 【笑话原文】 The Effectiveness of Advertisement Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one
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英语笑话听力+文本：安全起见
【生词预览】 foyer门厅、休息室，step on踩到 【笑话原文】 To be on the Safe Side In a cinema, during a performance, one of the audiences gets up, making his way along the row of seats and going out into the foyer. A few minutes la
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英语笑话听力+文本：数数你的肋骨
【生词预览】 suspicious怀疑的，poke戳，rib肋骨 【笑话原文】 Counting Your Ribs Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. Youre running around with o
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英语笑话听力+文本：参观养鸡场
【生词预览】 pupil学生，incubator孵化基地，beforehand之前 【笑话原文】 Visiting a Chicken Farm One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, a chick just got out of its e
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英语笑话听力+文本：他的号码多少
【生词预览】 minister牧师，illustrate阐述，pipe用嗓子尖声说话 【笑话原文】 What's His Number? Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to
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英语笑话听力+文本：每一根都点燃了
【生词预览】 match火柴，strike点燃，vain徒劳的 【笑话原文】 Each Match Lit There was a man who cared more for money than anything else. One day he sent his son to buy a box of matches, and told the boy he must see that each match
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英语笑话听力+文本：找零
【生词预览】 attach附加，bill钞票，change零钱 【笑话原文】 Change A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students al
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英语笑话听力+文本：德国之旅
【生词预览】 inspector检查员，cordially热情地，windmill风车，compartment车厢，eyelid眼皮 【笑话原文】 German Visit A man decided to visit his brother who was stationed in Germany. He assumed that most Germans would speak E
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英语笑话听力+文本：俄罗斯男孩儿
【生词预览】 adopt收养，hesitation犹豫，enroll招生，possess影响， 【笑话原文】 The Russian Baby Morris and Becky were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told t
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英语笑话听力+文本：三个醉汉
【生词预览】 drunk醉汉／喝醉了的，argue争论，settle解决 【笑话原文】 Drunks Two drunks were walking along. One drunk said to the other, What a stunning night, look at the moon. The other drunk stopped and looked at his drunk
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英语笑话听力+文本：不想错过
【生词预览】 sit-down坐着由服务员送来吃的，across对面，stare盯着 【笑话原文】 Dont Want to Miss It A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year
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英语笑话听力+文本：今年冬天冷不冷
【生词预览】 mild温暖的，ancestor祖先，firewood木柴，positive肯定的 【笑话原文】 Will the Winter Be Bad The Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since the young chief never learned the ways of
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英语笑话听力+文本：临死之时
【生词预览】 approach接近，whisper低声说，urge催促，fund存款 【笑话原文】 Nearing the End Nearing the end, Chuck is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, I must tel
