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英语笑话听力+文本："哪个车胎爆了?which tire was flat?"
[00:10.46]Which tire was flat 哪个车胎爆了？ [00:21.81]词汇扫描 [00:25.81]Community 社区 [00:29.33]Flat tire 爆胎 [00:33.11]Understanding 通情达理的 [00:38.99]英文原文 [00:39.78]Four students walked in halfway through the Amer
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英语笑话听力+文本：taking attendance "(文学课)点名"
[00:13.67]Taking attendance [00:15.96]点名 [00:18.55]On my first day of classes at my University [00:22.14]I took a front-row seat in my literature course. [00:26.36]The professor told us [00:28.13]we would be responsible for reading five books, [0
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英语笑话听力+文本：No rush"别着急,我已经做了7年了"
[00:13.70]No rush [00:15.50]别着急 [00:18.16]AS STUDENTS in the college of veterinary medicine [00:21.90]at Texas A amp; M University, [00:24.73]we frequently treated the farm animals [00:27.44]at the state prison. [00:29.48]While awkwardly perfor
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英语笑话听力+文本：是什么让你早晨从床上跑起来?
[00:13.70]Motivation [00:15.59]动机 [00:17.95]MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR [00:19.40]once launched into a lecture on motivation. [00:23.22]What pushes you ahead? he asked. [00:26.86]What is it that makes you go to school each day? [00:31.31]What driving fo
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英语笑话听力+文本：我今天请假了
[00:14.37]Off from work [00:16.54]请假了 [00:19.38]My personnel-management class [00:21.62]consisted mainly of adult, working students. [00:25.85]One night while discussing job enrichment, [00:29.25]the teacher asked if any of us would be happy [0
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英语笑话听力+文本：谁觉得自己很愚蠢?
[00:13.68]Substitute Teacher [00:15.92]代课教师 [00:19.13]A substitute teacher [00:20.73]was trying to make use [00:22.68]of her psychology background. [00:25.29]She began her class by saying, [00:28.78]Everyone who thinks you're stupid, [00:32.3
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英语笑话听力+文本：你最想要的签名
[00:00.28]Most wanted autograph [00:02.55]最希望得到的签名 [00:05.01]Our university newspaper [00:08.02]runs a weekly question feature. [00:15.23][00:12.80]Recently, the question was: [00:13.36]Whose autograph would you most want to have, [00
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英语笑话听力+文本：开卷考试
[00:14.40]Open-book exam [00:16.57]开卷考试 [00:19.54]ON THE DAY of our final exam [00:22.15]at my Community College [00:23.98]in Santa Maria, Calif., [00:26.66]we heard that the bookstore [00:28.39]had changed its policy [00:30.63]and would buy
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英语笑话听力+文本：班级、情人和蠢驴
[00:11.82]Class, Lass and Ass [00:19.09]班级、情人和蠢驴 [00:21.75]Professor Tom was going to meet his students [00:26.07]on the next day, [00:27.62] so he wrote some words on the blackboard [00:29.07]which read as follows: [00:30.49] Profess
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英语笑话听力+文本：The surf was too loud(海浪声太大了)
【英文原文】 Some people just aren't happy unless they have something to complain about. I stayed in a beautiful hotel right on the beach in California -- an idyllic spot, you would think. But while I was waiting to check out, I heard the manag
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英语笑话听力+文本：Collateral(押品)
[00:15.12]Collateral [00:16.79]抵押品 [00:34.55]词汇扫描 [00:38.57]collateral 抵押品 [00:46.54]cover 足以抵消 [00:52.36]pickup 皮卡车 [00:59.91]teepee 印弟安圆形帐篷 [01:08.09]withdraw 提取（存款） [01:16.80]An old India
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英语笑话听力+文本：Beware of Dog!(小心有狗)
[00:13.88]Beware of Dog! [00:16.14]小心有狗! [00:18.98]As a stranger entered a little country store, [00:23.11]he noticed a sign warning, [00:26.15]Danger! Beware of dog! [00:29.59]posted on the glass door. [00:32.12]Inside, he noticed a harmless
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英语笑话听力+文本：Mental deficiency(智力缺陷)
[00:13.73]Mental deficiency [00:16.10]智力缺陷 [00:19.02]Would you mind telling me, Doctor, [00:22.09]Bob asked... [00:23.67]how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody [00:28.05]who appears completely normal? [00:31.34]Nothing is easier, he r
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英语笑话听力+文本：Captain's recording(机长的录音)
[00:13.79]Captain's recording [00:15.83]机长的录音 [00:18.83]This is your captain speaking. [00:21.61]On behalf of my crew... [00:23.91]I'd like to welcome you aboard [00:26.03]British Airways flight 602 [00:29.70]from New York to London. [00:32
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英语笑话听力+文本：爸爸有多牛
[00:26.43]brag about 吹噓 [00:30.45]boast about 自夸 [00:34.79]the Alps 阿尔卑斯山 [00:39.23]the Dead Sea 死海 [00:55.13]An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. [00:58.86]My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. [01:
