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英语笑话听力+文本：告诉过你了
【生词预览】 alley小巷，predict预言 【笑话原文】 Told You So On my way to deliver a computer to a customer, I saw a handwritten sign at the entrance of an alley. It read, Blocked! Can not pass! Difficult to turn back. I continued any
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英语笑话听力+文本：飞行员会飞吗
【生词预览】 pilot飞行员，license许可，vessel船 【笑话原文】 Can Pilots Fly? The Great Lakes Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel. It was common knowledge that the captain couldnt swim. When newcomer
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英语笑话听力+文本：隐藏价值
【生词预览】 curb路边，tumble坠落，compact小巧的 【笑话原文】 Hidden Value Someone in our neighborhood put a huge sofa out by the curb. Since it was in good shape, many motorists slowed down for a look. But when they saw how enor
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英语笑话听力+文本：能信任吗
【生词预览】 delight使愉快，spot发现，honor system诚信制度 【笑话原文】 Can Be Trusting? Everything about country customs delighted my neighbors who had moved to our small town from the city. Then one day they spotted a sign, F
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英语笑话听力+文本：海滨宾馆
【生词预览】 idyllic质朴宜人的，spot场所，grimly生气地 【笑话原文】 A Complaint Some people always have something to complain about. I stayed in a beautiful hotel right on the beach in Californiaan idyllic spot, you would thin
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英语笑话听力+文本：海聊
【生词预览】 cart推车，aisle过道，squeeze挤着行动，menoeuvre调整 【笑话原文】 Chatting away Pushing my cart up a supermarket aisle, I came upon a woman chatting away on her cell phone. There was barely enough room to squeeze
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英语笑话听力+文本：不是亲眼所见
【生词预览】 admire欣赏，tribal部落的，eagle鹰，warrior勇士 【笑话原文】 Not An Eye Witness Visiting the National Museum of the American Indian in Washington, D.C, I was admiring a beautiful tribal elder headdress decorated wit
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英语笑话听力+文本：物美价廉
【生词预览】 fascinated着迷，elegant精美的，calligraphy书法，cocktail鸡尾酒 【笑话原文】 Cheap but Good My wife was fascinated by the elegant calligraphy on the hand-written menu in a Chinese restaurant. She took it home and
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英语笑话听力+文本：酒精测试仪
【生词预览】 watering hole夜总会，shot烈酒，ritual习惯 【笑话原文】 An Alcohol Tester I stopped at my favorite watering hole after a hard days work to relax. I noticed a man next to me order a shot and a beer. The man drank the s
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英语笑话听力+文本：两个苹果
【生词预览】 tuck大口地吃，cor老天爷， 【笑话原文】 Two Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry handed over the small one to his little sister an
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英语笑话听力+文本：入学考试
【生词预览】 conservatory音乐院校，physiological生理的，nonsense胡说 【笑话原文】 An Entrance Examination In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, the teacher asked one of the boys, What is the most important phys
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英语笑话听力+文本：助听器
【生词预览】 hearing aid助听器，supervisor负责人，parcel包裹 【笑话原文】 Hearing Aid A woman rushed into the post office and wanted to see the supervisor. I asked, Whats the trouble? I went out this morning, she began, and when
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英语笑话听力+文本：译文没有找到
【生词预览】 cardboard纸板，creation作品，bet确信 【笑话原文】 Translation not Found I returned from Russia after living there nearly two years. My sister decided to surprise me by creating welcome home signs in Russian. She went
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英语笑话听力+文本：一个小花招
【生词预览】 clerk售货员，tape卷尺，plasma 等离子 【笑话原文】 A Small Trick All I wanted was to pay for some batteries, but none of the clerks in the electronics store seemed interested in helping me. I got an idea, and pulled
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英语笑话听力+文本：但是老师哭了
【生词预览】 spoil宠溺，dote on溺爱，tantrum发脾气 【笑话原文】 But the Teacher Cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled .His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anyth
